Caption competition 11

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stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
12 May 2008 4:13pm
Well how unusual that i should get the number 11
Anyway here it is.. From my own photo collection
Sorry bertie[}:)]

evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
12 May 2008 4:21pm
Bouncers are being used to agressively enforce the "weed fins only" rule at some locations.
hooray
hooray
QLD
335 posts
QLD, 335 posts
12 May 2008 4:27pm

Come on Bertie, stop fooling around and get your head out of the sand.
trebuchet
trebuchet
NSW
32 posts
NSW, 32 posts
12 May 2008 5:58pm
None of us could understand why we never saw Bertie without his helmet…until now.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
12 May 2008 6:08pm
After watching the Discovery channel the night before, and copping a bit of sunstroke that day....Bertie suddenly thought he was a killer whale, and it was feeding time!
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
12 May 2008 6:34pm
The aftermath of underestimating the shorebreak at Berties' favourite wavesailing spot.

P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
12 May 2008 4:47pm
"Bertie tries his hand at high speed spear fishing"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 May 2008 6:53pm
Wow, that guy is faster than lightning. No-one you see, is faster than he. What do they call him ???
(for those too young, thats the theme song from the original "Flipper")
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
12 May 2008 7:06pm
Bertie was concerned he might be late for Happy Hour, but in his haste forgot about the water / sand transition.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
12 May 2008 5:26pm
Yelling:

Has anyone got a gaff???
Troppo
Troppo
WA
887 posts
WA, 887 posts
12 May 2008 5:29pm
never do "prawnies/ Horsies" in shallow water
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
12 May 2008 5:52pm
Bertie does a photoshoot for his new website ..... FACEPLANT
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
12 May 2008 6:02pm
As he got older, Bertie found himself needing to wear his glasses increasingly frequently.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
QLD, 14954 posts
12 May 2008 8:10pm
When returnig to shore always look left and right for launching kiters. failing to do so could result in loss of head.




easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
12 May 2008 8:18pm
Doh! mmmm, sand.
jp747
jp747
1553 posts
1553 posts
12 May 2008 6:48pm
one of the hardest moves...beach braking..
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
12 May 2008 8:58pm
".....aaaaaaaaaand rest!"
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
12 May 2008 9:23pm
Is that what wind looks like on the water? (Sydney joke)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 May 2008 9:43pm
RUN !!! DOLPHIN TORPEDO !!!!!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
12 May 2008 10:40pm
You idiot.....I said, "Could you please show me how to do a beach START!"
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
12 May 2008 9:10pm
stribo said...




Having never fully recovered from Gulf War Syndrome, Private Bertie always performed the 'commando' poleboard dismount.....
when storming the carpark while dispatching the enemy (kiters).


lol.

Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
13 May 2008 12:01am
withdrawn
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
13 May 2008 1:34pm
Advancements in Neil Prdye's 2009 sail range were the result of extensive lab testing.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
13 May 2008 1:55pm
Rehearsals for next year's dramatic Ledge-Lancelin finish.
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
13 May 2008 1:27pm
Bertie was getting bored of windsurfing, so decided he'd get a 'taste' of kitesurfing before spending all that money on a kite.
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
13 May 2008 2:05pm
last moments captured before the guy with the camera had it rammed up his chute
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
13 May 2008 12:38pm
"bertie decided to learn the old beach landing, a few feet more and he will have it dialed"
lizzzy
lizzzy
WA
53 posts
WA, 53 posts
13 May 2008 8:31pm
bertie hit the dirty
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
13 May 2008 8:43pm
Bet that hurt
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
13 May 2008 11:31pm
Confusus say -
"When Bertie has mind on other things, only thing sure to end up on Bertie's mind, ... is Bertie's arse."
Bertie
Bertie
NSW
1351 posts
NSW, 1351 posts
14 May 2008 1:34am
sad but true, i'll probably be off the water for another 18 months after that stack (4 months ago).
my first operation has been deemed a failure since the re attached lateral ligament is too loose to proceed with reconstruction of my ACL and PCL.
So need a new lateral ligament grafted from bits from the other leg. lateral recon is so gay coz u cant move the knee for 6 weeks or put weight on the leg :(

what i was really thinking was "this is gunna require some phyiso"
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