Caption comp number 124 !!!

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
1 Mar 2010 10:40pm

And a prize is offerred - a Twisties and Vegemite sandwich again.




(not that she could eat it )
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
1 Mar 2010 10:49pm
Give me back my f'ken teeff
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
1 Mar 2010 11:02pm
You're asking yourself did I knock out 5 teef with that last shot..... or SIX?
Do you feel luck punk... DO YA??!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
2 Mar 2010 8:14am
Arthur, the founding member of the WA Anti Kite Patrol, could still take out a booster at 300 metres !!!


sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
2 Mar 2010 9:18am
Mark _australia said...


And a prize is offerred - a Twisties and Vegemite sandwich again.




(not that she could eat it )

Run over my cat will ya!!??

ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
2 Mar 2010 9:33am
Hey Mr Ranger, just try and take my chooks off me!!!!!!!!!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
2 Mar 2010 8:56am
C'mon, I dare ye, flash me again
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
2 Mar 2010 8:59am
Nanna's got a gun.....
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
2 Mar 2010 9:47am





When Nanna said she enrolled in a course to take shots of people and wildlife, we thought she meant photography.



busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
2 Mar 2010 10:16am
duck season,wabbit season duck season wabbit season duck season wabbit season duck season no kitesurfing season!!!
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
2 Mar 2010 2:59pm
So what if I can 'ardly see ya... and can't 'ear ya. I can still smell ya, ya stinkin' %$#*hole, an' if I hit ya, ya ***ked.

Edit:

Pop's philandering always riled Nan.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
2 Mar 2010 12:31pm





After winning $53 at the local Bingo, Martha's descent into paranoia and madness just got worse. No one was going to take her winnings from her. No one!

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
2 Mar 2010 12:34pm




As her dexterity got worse, Martha had to use smaller ammunition in a very large bore gun. As a result the accuracy was atrocious, but it didn't matter, she couldn't see anything anyway.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
2 Mar 2010 12:36pm



Due to her failing eyesight and hearing, Martha's participation in a local skirmish/paintball session ended up as a bloodbath.

red
red
VIC
741 posts
red red
VIC, 741 posts
2 Mar 2010 4:18pm
President of the Alzheimer's association gets violent demanding a cure for pancakes..
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
2 Mar 2010 3:25pm
Firing my lazer!
upwind
upwind
QLD
166 posts
QLD, 166 posts
2 Mar 2010 4:51pm
NOW.... Have you changed your mind about marrying me ????????
windykid
windykid
QLD
368 posts
QLD, 368 posts
2 Mar 2010 4:57pm
Die you smiling cats and dogs
Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
2 Mar 2010 4:22pm
Another solution to "How to discourage kiting at your local"
Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
2 Mar 2010 4:23pm
60mm bore? (x2)
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
2 Mar 2010 6:41pm
Mark _australia said...


Now come back here with my teeth, you young whippersnapper, or I'll shoot you full of more holes than a lace doily! And I'll enjoy it too!





Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
368 posts
2 Mar 2010 6:44pm





I giving a blow j*b wether you want it or not laddy ..Well then..? is it the gunny or the Gummy...?

NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
2 Mar 2010 9:07pm

ALL RIGHT. THIS TIME PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
2 Mar 2010 11:17pm


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
2 Mar 2010 8:23pm


Nanna was only new to kitesurfing, but she knew that whenever at the beach you need to stay between the flags.
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
2 Mar 2010 8:24pm


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Shhhh......... were huntin wabbit!





Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Mar 2010 10:41pm
Hands off the Steradent Punk!!!


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
3 Mar 2010 12:42am
i warned ya ta stay away from meh mango's!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
2 Mar 2010 11:04pm
and you thought they were a wee bit niggly when the decorators were in

Just wait for menopause
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
2 Mar 2010 11:10pm
Not quite as hot as www.actiongirls.com but Dot was havin a go.....
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
2 Mar 2010 11:14pm
Mark _australia said...

Not quite as hot as www.actiongirls.com but Dot was havin a go.....


Mmmmmmmmmm Action grrrrrls
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