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FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
26 Jun 2009 4:42pm


Here ya go. Let the captions begin...
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
WA, 725 posts
26 Jun 2009 4:44pm
Whoah - I smelt him before
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
26 Jun 2009 4:52pm
Habib was slow to learn that doing wheelies in front wheel drive vehicles doesn't work.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:22pm
OOOhhh I can see my house from here.

(apologies to Mackay )
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
26 Jun 2009 5:31pm
F'ken donkey's always horsing around
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:34pm
He haw...he haw.....he always overloads the cart.....
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:38pm
My legs...my legs...I 'can't feel my legs.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:51pm
I feel like a bit of an ass up here
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
WA, 23646 posts
26 Jun 2009 5:57pm


The hi speed camera clearly shows the moment just before the donkey catapault releases its deadly cargo.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:58pm
If only I had a kiteboard strapped to my feet,I could do a really wicked dangely board twisty thing right now.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14952 posts
QLD, 14952 posts
26 Jun 2009 7:59pm
abdul couldn't wait to put a bigger donk in his cart.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:03pm


Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:03pm
Habib's radical training program showed that horses were 3 times more loyal following the "zero gravity" training program.
FBRoy
FBRoy
NSW
101 posts
NSW, 101 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:05pm
In down-town Kabul, a shortage of horse shoes led to some daring thefts.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
WA, 23646 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:07pm
Borat accent: My donkey sometimes to jumping when right hand side drawbar is inserted in anuss.... but now he liiike
FBRoy
FBRoy
NSW
101 posts
NSW, 101 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:12pm
Habib is pretty impressed with his new invention meant to stop his donkey walking off with his deliveries - the donkey handbrake.
FBRoy
FBRoy
NSW
101 posts
NSW, 101 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:17pm
Eeyore's desire to have someone rub his belly was really making Habib's deliveries difficult.
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:21pm
"Jetstar Freight regretably informs those people waiting for parcels that there has been a technical hitch and delivery will be delayed"..............at least we weren't forced to land in Quam.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:32pm
If only I WAS hung like a donkey I wouldnt have this problem
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:38pm
It all happened in slow motion - Habib knew he was going over but couldn't unhook in time before his beast catapulted.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:41pm
Habib really made an ass out of his donkey this time.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
WA, 23646 posts
26 Jun 2009 6:43pm
Hey Habib look at the foooly sik mag wheels on my cart, moite
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:45pm
In a donkey singing voice of R.Kelly "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY"
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:47pm
I think this would be the only time you would hear someone say "I wish my ass was bigger"
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:10pm
I feel sooooo highhhhhhh de highhhhhhhhhh. Bloody habib must have overloaded me with the heroin again
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
26 Jun 2009 8:28pm
You guys have no idea what was running through my mind at work when I read this with pictures turned off (dirty mind)
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Jun 2009 11:30pm
roll up, roll up, self serve donkey milk, 10 rupees a cup.

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Jun 2009 6:29pm
mmmm, poor donkey is hung like a man.......


elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
27 Jun 2009 4:37pm
Look up in the sky
It's a Bird
It's a plane
No it's just another donkey
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
WA, 725 posts
27 Jun 2009 4:50pm
Hey bro - why we working? Lets just kick back and relax - like this!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
27 Jun 2009 7:08pm
Stung by the aspersions cast upon his wedding tackle, Dapple demonstrates his athletic prowess with a back loop.
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