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elmo
elmo
WA
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elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
14 Aug 2013 8:20pm


snides8
snides8
WA
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snides8 snides8
WA, 1731 posts
14 Aug 2013 8:22pm
elmo said..





Turd burglar
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23646 posts
14 Aug 2013 8:30pm

Man, I must be pissed, I don't remember eating that......


Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
14 Aug 2013 8:32pm
The Mandurah Mobs obsession with finding flat water to go fast on has now just gone too far
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
14 Aug 2013 10:43pm
[you have to say it fast] "Never put forearm items down the toilet!"
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
14 Aug 2013 10:24pm


The Z boom.
Some people just can't let go.

decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12872 posts
14 Aug 2013 9:31pm
And ye shall kneel in front of thy altar, and discharge thy offering as sacrifice.

And ye shall hope that it is pleasantly accepted.

Because if it is not, ye shall be forfeit instead.


AND DRAGGED DOWN THE B!00DY SEWER!!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Aug 2013 12:06am



"shut up and enjoy it kid...when we hit level 7 restrictions you won't get a bath at all..."




Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23646 posts
14 Aug 2013 10:16pm
American dunnies.





With the right to bear arms.


thePup
thePup
13831 posts
thePup thePup
13831 posts
14 Aug 2013 10:21pm
^^^^
that's very good
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
thePup thePup
13831 posts
14 Aug 2013 10:21pm



Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
14 Aug 2013 11:21pm
Waterloo said..




"Don't flush it right now, I'm about to post a caption on Seabreeze..."






elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
14 Aug 2013 11:47pm
full flush!! full flush!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
15 Aug 2013 8:00am
Hospital photo of Lotofwind being born by porcelain section.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
15 Aug 2013 8:26am



"Thing, how many times have I told you to STAY OUT OF THE TOILET!"
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14953 posts
15 Aug 2013 9:13am
caroma's new self cleaning toilets were often prone to software malfunctions.
Maddog49
Maddog49
WA
102 posts
Maddog49 Maddog49
WA, 102 posts
15 Aug 2013 5:55pm
Addam's Family Toilet
Thank you Thing Please wipe my butt.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23646 posts
15 Aug 2013 5:57pm
Waaay better than a bidet is the tickler
In stores now.


Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Aug 2013 9:02pm
Model for Michelangelos Sistine Chapel roof painting ?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
15 Aug 2013 7:27pm
I wondered how I had a free hand last time I went to the loo
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Aug 2013 10:07pm
Mark _australia said..

American dunnies.




With the right to bear arms.





That's why they call it the number twos amendment...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Aug 2013 10:14pm



The trouble with the RU-486 efficacy was with extreme outliers in response time....
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
15 Aug 2013 8:25pm
... and on the seventh day of campaigning Tony Abbott reaches out to the electorate
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
LeStef LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
16 Aug 2013 12:01am
Tony's new campaign to get rid of the bowl people: The full flush.
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
15 Aug 2013 10:51pm



Radies! - Kwakasaki Corporation bring you ROBOT "PUT THE SEAT DOWN!"

Robot grab part of man and squeeze until he press seat down button on top!
desertyank
desertyank
1264 posts
desertyank desertyank
1264 posts
16 Aug 2013 2:49am
Is that an ArmY toilet?
Battle
Battle
536 posts
Battle Battle
536 posts
16 Aug 2013 3:08am
elmo said..





TOUCH THAT BUTTON AND YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH ME, PAL!!!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Aug 2013 7:40am
Maradona's less known "Hand of Bog" incident at the 1986 World Cup.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Aug 2013 7:45am
Unfortunately Mr Hanky* had become somewhat aggressive living in the toilets at the Essendon club, what with the cocktail of suppliments that passed through there.

*Google "south park and Mr. Hanky"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
16 Aug 2013 3:07pm
Vote ALP and there'll be nobody to pull the country out of the s**t
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
16 Aug 2013 6:26pm
elmo said..

Vote ALP and there'll be nobody to pull the country out of the s**t


Vote Liberal and Abbotts' "suppository of knowledge" will pull the sh!t out of the country
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