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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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WA, 4019 posts
8 Aug 2013 10:37am
With the test cricket and talk of cheating in the news again I thought this may have potential:

thePup
thePup
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13831 posts
8 Aug 2013 10:41am
KITER ..................Duuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
8 Aug 2013 1:01pm


The English cricket team before they learnt to walk.


sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
8 Aug 2013 1:33pm
Being a kiwi, Billy Bowden found Simon Says very difficult to play.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
8 Aug 2013 11:56am
The Italian soccer team tries it's hand at cricket
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
8 Aug 2013 11:58am
Looking for Tony's keys
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
8 Aug 2013 2:03pm
Okay who's the practical joker that put silicon tape on the bottom of our shoes.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
8 Aug 2013 3:40pm
After this incident Remote Control Helicopters were banned from the Cricket.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
8 Aug 2013 3:42pm


To non-cricket fans, Test cricket is considered dull and boring.

This test match proves it as even the players fell asleep during one session of play.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
8 Aug 2013 4:04pm
Yelling out DUCK when you are playing in Afganastan has a whole new meaning...



Cambodge
Cambodge
VIC
851 posts
VIC, 851 posts
8 Aug 2013 4:51pm
Billy Bowden takes the Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore approach to lightning storms.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
8 Aug 2013 3:48pm
Playing cricket out in the field has it's hazards...
such as low flying crop dusters!




Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
8 Aug 2013 3:57pm


Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Aug 2013 6:37pm
".....and stay down.....

no one move....
don't even blink....

I don't care how long this takes!

I'm ashamed of the lot of you,
putting teflon on ya bats,
.....not walking when you damn well know you hit it....
....tooling around by taking ya fricking shoes off just to waste time.
You're a pack of cheating bloody Poms!

Don't you snigger Warner! You're no better! Punching a guy just 'cos his name is Root.
There's nothing funny about that.

I don't care how long we're out here, as far as I'm concerned you're all as bad as each other...."

But sir, you can't keep us longer than 10 minutes without giving us 24 hours notice and a note from our mums!

"Oh crap!"





terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
8 Aug 2013 4:38pm



5 minutes of the busty streaker running round the pitch and Julian still wasn't aroused.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
8 Aug 2013 7:25pm
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
8 Aug 2013 5:36pm
With stuff like backward square leg, silly mid-on and googlies did anyone expect them to take it seriously?

greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
8 Aug 2013 11:23pm
ok guys, we will take the liz hurley swimsuit calendar off the back of the toilet door if you can't face the media!





NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
9 Aug 2013 8:43am

Billy Bowden was the only one who knew H2S was heavier than air.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
9 Aug 2013 9:20am
A little bit of terrorist gunfire from the grandstand doesnt bother Pakistani Umpires...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
9 Aug 2013 1:27pm
As professional sports become more like kindergarten, they have introduced "nap time"

AUS1111
AUS1111
WA
3621 posts
WA, 3621 posts
9 Aug 2013 3:00pm
Can someone actually explain this picture??????? WTF?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
9 Aug 2013 5:17pm
AUS1111 said...
Can someone actually explain this picture??????? WTF?


Not a big cricket fan but I recall this was maybe in response to a swarm of bees that flew over the wicket.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
9 Aug 2013 4:03pm
Gotta watch them drop bears
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
9 Aug 2013 10:26pm
Amir Asif got 100:1 from tom.waterhouse.con that in the fourth over every player would simultaneously trip over.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
9 Aug 2013 10:30pm
The Australian side's refusal to walk just wasn't cricket
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
9 Aug 2013 10:42pm
The only sport less exciting than stand-up paddle is lie-down cricket (and there is some doubt about that)
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
9 Aug 2013 10:44pm
Carantoc said..
The only sport less exciting than stand-up paddle is lie-down cricket (and there is some doubt about that)


Well, cricket WAS invented to make tennis look more exciting.

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
9 Aug 2013 10:48pm
Windxtasy said..



The SAS sniper school was going well until they tried cricket for the P.T session....


Maddog49
Maddog49
WA
102 posts
WA, 102 posts
10 Aug 2013 5:32pm
All players fell to the ground when DRS actually gave a person out.
or does DRS stand for Drop Roll Sleep
Maddog49
Maddog49
WA
102 posts
WA, 102 posts
10 Aug 2013 5:33pm
Everyone fell asleep with Englands slow run rate.
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