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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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DunkO
DunkO
NSW
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DunkO DunkO
NSW, 1150 posts
3 Jun 2013 10:25pm
Snap shot from a recent vid


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
3 Jun 2013 10:05pm
Funny, but no-one complained about the hole in this Ozone.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23646 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23646 posts
3 Jun 2013 8:43pm
Snippet from kite forum:

Yeah it was 65knots, gusting 70, full depower and I had it right at the edge of the window as I was aiming for the lip and this surfer got in my way

terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
3 Jun 2013 10:09pm



Your problem now mate. I'd recommend swimming like fu** away from these lines - like I'm doin.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
3 Jun 2013 10:42pm


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Jun 2013 12:51am
there's only one way to get those grass stains off my leading edge!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
3 Jun 2013 11:31pm
Whoops....speed hump
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
3 Jun 2013 11:33pm
Thongs were the the most common flotsam for quite a few years, until kiting came along.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
3 Jun 2013 11:34pm
Use an Ozone once and you realize that swimming in at Teapupo's is preferable
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
Underoath Underoath
QLD, 2434 posts
4 Jun 2013 1:41am
This isn't a caption, but it has to be said,

Who rides a 17m in waves?

Regardless of what sport he partakes in, he's putting eveyone within 50m of him in serious danger.



Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
4 Jun 2013 7:47am
Wikileaks hacks the Rockingham Council mailbox :



Dear Sirs

The recent dredging at Safety Bay has created a dangerous sand bar over which waves now break. This seriously disrupts many kitesurfer's ability to enjoy their sport.

Yours

Dude and Man
Safety Bay Kitesurfers
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
4 Jun 2013 10:39am
See, this is what happens when kids grow up with too much of that lefty Mary Poppins stuff...






sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
4 Jun 2013 12:00pm
Waterloo said..

See, this is what happens when kids grow up with too much of that lefty Mary Poppins stuff...



Brilliant find Waterloo

".....you can dance on the breeze over houses and trees,
with your fist holding tight to the string of your kite..."

Life imitating art
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
4 Jun 2013 6:17pm


The rebranding of nogozone kites to ozone kites doesn't appear to have had the desired effect
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
4 Jun 2013 5:14pm
As Lotofwind happily kited away he couldn't help but think to himself that he hadn't seen a surfer for months.

Must be nearly extinct he thought. Arh well, I'll just carry on regardless.

busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
5 Jun 2013 9:13am
heres the vid it came from
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
5 Jun 2013 4:04pm
My high dangle with board twisty wont help me now. BOOST BOOST DAMNIT !!!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
5 Jun 2013 4:33pm
BUOZO kites - bringing you and Bozo together since kiting began.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
5 Jun 2013 8:21pm
My trap is set.....muuuuahahahhhhhh.


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
6 Jun 2013 12:52am
ozone life preservers......grab one to live
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
LeStef LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
6 Jun 2013 6:31pm


At the Teahupoo enquiry:
"I am telling you sir, I WAS trying to duck-dive !"


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Jun 2013 7:17am




"Oh bother" thought Alice as the grin of the Cheshire cat appeared before her. "This is how to make my tea party poo", and with that the mystery of the strange name was solved.


Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
11 Jun 2013 6:31pm

Mark was regretting identifying himself as part of the Jedi religion at the last census as he now felt that the Darkside was out to get him (or was it just "lotsofwind")




DunkO
DunkO
NSW
1150 posts
DunkO DunkO
NSW, 1150 posts
11 Jun 2013 8:00pm
Are we all done, announcement pending.
DunkO
DunkO
NSW
1150 posts
DunkO DunkO
NSW, 1150 posts
11 Jun 2013 9:55pm
The award goes to the ozone depleting surfer caption from stu.

It's always good to see the ongoing rivalry between lotofwind and mark, highly amusing.
DunkO
DunkO
NSW
1150 posts
DunkO DunkO
NSW, 1150 posts
11 Jun 2013 9:57pm
Nogozone was clever too, the appropriate use of paint may have won it.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
11 Jun 2013 11:01pm
right, well i'll see what i can dredge up.
Cheers DunkO
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