WA
15100 posts
Steve was game to carry a semi-automatic while surfing, but there is no way he would risk the new Victorian PFD rules.
SA
58 posts
pathetic photoshop.
Photoshop is gay and so are caption comps
Hows the size of the guys feet.
WA
15100 posts
WA minister says they cannot afford shark nets at all metro beaches, but that they have figured out a way to stop the sharks and a way to deal with boat people at the same time.
WA
15100 posts
Macro finally perfects his carbon nano-tube arachnid-built design, but finds the cost of hiring bodyguards to protect his creation way too expensive.
NSW
9029 posts
Leeroy in search of his parents who bound his feet as a baby.
NSW
133 posts
K...no good at captions...but he is singing something along the lines of Soungarden song...
"My Wave"
Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright
Break, if you like the sound
If it gets you up
If it brings you down
Share, if it makes you sleep
If it sets you free
If it helps you breathe
Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave
Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes
Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave
Pray, if you want to pray
If you like to kneel
If you like to lay
Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave
My wave
Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes
Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave
Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright
Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave
My wave
SA
3591 posts
"All the terrorist in the world and I had to kill one with feet smaller than my sister" - John McLean - Die Hard 1
WA
8890 posts
You make one more comment about little feet relating to other appredages
WA
23648 posts
Nimrod got all upset that he could not think of a decent caption so he grabbed a 9footer, an AK47, went to the nearest windsurfer beach....... and well, the rest is history.
QLD
5283 posts
i will surf in between the flags whenever i fkn like!
QLD
5612 posts
A successful A.K.P. campain meant clear skys at this particular beach.
QLD
4874 posts
Africa's answer to Psy - Gangman Style
ACT
514 posts
BREAKING NEWS !
Joseph Kony was found today off the coast of Africa.
The infamous Ugandan leader had fallen into disrepute and disappeared few years ago.
He was seen surfing alone on a small break.
Police are waiting for the tide to drop to apprehend him.
They are thinking of sending a kite squad as Kony was still heavily armed.
