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Richiefish
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13 Apr 2011 9:40am


theDoctor
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13 Apr 2011 10:13am
Peter Costello and his Asian henchmen filming their new reality T.V show.

where contestants must carry a stripey metal pole and run nude through a foriegn city, collect clues and solve puzzles while avoiding being beaten to death in order to qualify for their pensions...

part Amazing Race, part the Greatest Hunt, coming soon to the boob tube....

its "Amazing Naked Pension Hunt!"
Mark _australia
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13 Apr 2011 9:42am
"It was a sh!thouse rollercoaster ride, now let me just LEAVE "


Mecky
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13 Apr 2011 11:49am
...rrrrrrrrrrRRrrrrRRRrrr I do not have rabies... RrrRRRRRrrrRrrrr
MikeyS
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13 Apr 2011 1:32pm
The pen_is, mightier than the sword
Wet Willy
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13 Apr 2011 2:22pm
You know you've got a drinking problem, when....
Mark _australia
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13 Apr 2011 1:13pm
Hmmm nude got me thinking about Nude boards ...... so apologies to Hoop in advance....



nosinkanow
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13 Apr 2011 6:18pm
Most caption comp photos have been humourous and set-up, I maybe a stick in the mud, but when you really look at it it's actually quite a serious and sad photo, the man obviously has a mental problem. It's not worth joking about.
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 6:24pm
nosinkanow said...

Most caption comp photos have been humourous, I maybe a stick in the mud, but when you really look at it it's actually quite a serious and sad photo, the man obviously has a mental problem. It's not worth joking about.


What makes you think he has a mental problem? Thats quite a conclusion to draw from a single frame.

The guy is naked, being naked does not mean he has mental issues .... Perhaps he is a rugby Player ?

DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 6:29pm
Richiefish said...






I found myself in a similar position the morning after my bucks party!
Mark _australia
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13 Apr 2011 4:45pm
DrJ said...

nosinkanow said...

Most caption comp photos have been humourous, I maybe a stick in the mud, but when you really look at it it's actually quite a serious and sad photo, the man obviously has a mental problem. It's not worth joking about.


What makes you think he has a mental problem? Thats quite a conclusion to draw from a single frame.

The guy is naked, being naked does not mean he has mental issues .... Perhaps he is a rugby Player ?




Naked in public and swinging a pole at Police who are trying to control him. Yep, definitely sane
Luckily you are not a psychiatrist DrJ
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 6:51pm
^^^ lucky I don't make judgements based on a single impression.

or draw conclusions without having enough info

and how do you know that I am not ?
nosinkanow
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13 Apr 2011 7:03pm
DrJ said...

What makes you think he has a mental problem? That quite a conclusion to draw from a single frame.

The guy is naked, being naked does not mean he has mental issues .... Perhaps he is a rugby Player ?




The white guy is bare arsed and agro in a foreign city in the middle of the day, who would do that in their right state of mind? He's too old to be a footy player, besides they just crap in their hotel room bedding and piss on shop windows. The concern on the policemen's faces show they are not dealing with a practical joker. The white dude in the centre of the crowd is only in the minority, in more ways than one, who thinks it's funny...probably his work mate from the Singapore Stock Exchange who reckons their liquid lunch break has gone too far....now I'm making jokes about it. I knew I couldn;t stay serious for too long.
Windxtasy
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13 Apr 2011 5:12pm
Richiefish said...






Nasssty Hobbitses. Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to throw this can of battery acid over his filthy little neck.
Richiefish
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13 Apr 2011 7:25pm
It never occured to me that this guy might be insane. I assumed he was a streaker or English football supporter. ... Less self righteousness thanks.
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 7:31pm
Richiefish said...






"honestly officer, I was just changing out of my wetsuit when the wind blew my towel into that tree, I was just using this pole to fetch it down.... Honestly"


..... What ? It could happen!
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13 Apr 2011 7:35pm
Richiefish said...

It never occured to me that this guy might be insane. I assumed he was a streaker or English football supporter. ... Less self righteousness thanks.


You were close, it's a pom tourist in Japan, he dropped his bag, containg passport and cash in a lake at some royal palace, he figured the best way to get it was to strip of and jump in .... They tried to arrest him before letting him get dressed again. So while he is not the sharpest knife in the draw.... He certainly cannot be certified as mentally ill.
albers
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13 Apr 2011 7:38pm


Harry's trip to Bangkok for penis enlargement surgery took and unplanned turn when he woke up unexpectedly half-way through the operation.

Mark _australia
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13 Apr 2011 5:40pm
DrJ said...

Richiefish said...

It never occured to me that this guy might be insane. I assumed he was a streaker or English football supporter. ... Less self righteousness thanks.


You were close, it's a pom tourist in Japan, he dropped his bag, containg passport and cash in a lake at some royal palace, he figured the best way to get it was to strip of and jump in .... They tried to arrest him before letting him get dressed again. So while he is not the sharpest knife in the draw.... He certainly cannot be certified as mentally ill.


and in the 15sec of trying to get dressed the media arrived?

I'd say if there is a news camerman there he has been going off for quite some time.

= not normal and well adjusted.
nosinkanow
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13 Apr 2011 7:54pm
Mark _australia said...

I'd say if there is a news camerman there he has been going off for quite some time.



Who has a microphone in the other hand and waiting for a safe opportunity to ask the nekkid guy if he is insane.

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13 Apr 2011 6:08pm
According to the BBC report (with accompanying pic of same guy) he was insane.

Japanese police have released a British tourist who was arrested after swimming naked in the moat around the Imperial Palace in the heart of the Tokyo.

The middle-aged man jumped into the water, climbed the palace wall and splashed water at police who tried to catch him from a rowing boat.

The man then charged at police with a pole and pelted them with stones, during a chase that lasted two hours.

He was later released without charge after police deemed him "unstable".

"We decided to hand the man over to his friend without charging him as we concluded that his act was based on mental instability," a police spokesman said.
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 8:13pm
Mark _australia said...

DrJ said...

Richiefish said...

It never occured to me that this guy might be insane. I assumed he was a streaker or English football supporter. ... Less self righteousness thanks.


You were close, it's a pom tourist in Japan, he dropped his bag, containg passport and cash in a lake at some royal palace, he figured the best way to get it was to strip of and jump in .... They tried to arrest him before letting him get dressed again. So while he is not the sharpest knife in the draw.... He certainly cannot be certified as mentally ill.


and in the 15sec of trying to get dressed the media arrived?

I'd say if there is a news camerman there he has been going off for quite some time.

= not normal and well adjusted.


Marky Marky Mark ..... Look I dont want to get hooked up in one of your trademark "he said, you said, I said, lets not get personal whilst at the same time being very personal" discussions, after all as most followers of seabreeze will be aware you are always right, but ..... on this occassion, I must say 15 seconds? Really? where did that come from? I can only assume personal experience , that is to say it must only take you 15 seconds to strip dive in a lake swim around looking for a bag, climb out and try to get dressed while police attempt to arrest you.. and crowds jeer in disgust.

As I said previously I seemed to recall it was at some Japanese tourist attraction, I seemed to think a Palace of some kind where, if correct, it is likely that there would be plenty of people with cameras and also a certain police presence.

However, I never enter hostile territory without back up, so here are the 'facts' as reported on the 7th October 2008.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3152239/British-man-goes-skinny-dipping-in-Japanese-emperors-pond.html

you are correct it did take a while 90 mins, I believe... but in fairness if caught naked in an emperors moat 90 mins is not an unreasonable amount of time to try and evade capture, I for one have gone the best part of an entire night trying to avoid being caught in the open while dressed in only a highwaymans mask, and a replica Michaell Jackson sequined glove !

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27066069/ns/world_news-weird_news/
www.japanprobe.com/2008/10/07/foreigner-goes-for-a-nude-swim-in-imperial-palace-moat/

None of the articles I found suggested that the man was insane or mentally ill....... I think it is like I said, he may have been a bit Forrest Gump, but stupid is as stupid does, and is not the same as being insane or mentally ill.

Check the pictures at japanprobe.com link the one of him climbing the wall is awesome... such poise!
Mark _australia
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13 Apr 2011 6:21pm
Hey DRJ, somebody said he was insane, you said not, I posted the article in which the Japanese Police said he was insane. No biggie?

So back to captions?
lotofwind
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13 Apr 2011 8:30pm
^^^^^^^^^^
DrJ said...

Marky Marky Mark ..... Look I dont want to get hooked up in one of your trademark "he said, you said, I said, lets not get personal whilst at the same time being very personal" discussions

Ha Ha Ha,,,,you picked it DrJ
lotofwind
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13 Apr 2011 8:39pm
Mark _australia said...

Hey DRJ, somebody said he was insane, you said not, I posted the article in which the Japanese Police said he was insane. No biggie?

So back to captions?


Classic
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 8:40pm
Mark _australia said...

Hey DRJ, somebody said he was insane, you said not, I posted the article in which the Japanese Police said he was insane. No biggie?

So back to captions?


LMAO.... they did not say he was insane.... they said in your words "his act was based on mental instability"

in other words he was as nissed as a pewt !

According the the Sun, and the Daily Mail the boozy brit had admitted to drinking

www.thesun.co.uk/news/

Ok I am using the Sun as a reference .... wherein one of the views of a reader is is "pity he did not get his wotnot stuck in one of the crack" while another commented " haha yeah england on tour" [sic] enough said.

OM! THERE IS THE CAPTION !!


" HA HA, YEAH England on tour!"
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 8:47pm




" HA HA, YEAH England on tour!"
albers
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13 Apr 2011 9:10pm
Hey guys, it's a Caption Comp

Move on and add some creative tags!!
DrJ
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13 Apr 2011 9:16pm
albers said...

Hey guys, it's a Caption Comp

Move on and add some creative tags!!


To be fair both Mark and I have added captions .... In fact I am upto 3
theDoctor
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13 Apr 2011 10:58pm


doesn't anybody else see peter costello in the crowd...?
greenleader
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13 Apr 2011 11:06pm
quick, quick, dried white penis only second to dried tiger penis in value!



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