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Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
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30 Jan 2011 10:29pm


decrepit
decrepit
WA
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30 Jan 2011 10:40pm
Well there's not much point playing the can-can is there?
Bender
Bender
WA
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30 Jan 2011 10:57pm
Elroy Jetson said...






When's Bender get home?
Why is he always off sailing, when he could be home with us??
elmo
elmo
WA
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30 Jan 2011 11:08pm
Bender said...

Elroy Jetson said...






When's Bender get home?
Why is he always off sailing, when he could be home with us??


That's cause Bender doesn't live there
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
31 Jan 2011 1:13am
dylans' 7th album, the lost artwork
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
30 Jan 2011 11:38pm
Tits a bit hard playing a tune on this old thing when tits so out of tune!!!
bingles
bingles
WA
363 posts
WA, 363 posts
31 Jan 2011 6:28am
"G" - it should be in there some where..
Walt
Walt
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264 posts
31 Jan 2011 7:31am
The less clothing you have the better feel for the music you get.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
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VIC, 1580 posts
31 Jan 2011 12:40pm
The dads of the Kindy kids had no idea what a surprise they were in for at tomorrow nights annual Kindy concert, as the two teachers put the finishing touches on the grand finale…..


……"bra bra black sheep"
Richiefish
Richiefish
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31 Jan 2011 12:51pm
Writing music for porno movies ...It's harder than it looks...


(thats also the name of the movie)
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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31 Jan 2011 12:45pm



Melinda wanted some air on her G string
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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31 Jan 2011 2:20pm
I got nothin

Ummm........



Puppetry of The Pianists

(you can't see Elmo, he's under the piano )
Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
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31 Jan 2011 3:59pm


Through his thick German accent it was sometimes difficult to understand clearly everything that Cassandra and Melinda's German piano teacher, Manfred, said,
but they both agreed they understood this weeks lesson to be on 'Herr Bach' and going into alot of detail about 'der Well-Tempered Clavier'.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
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31 Jan 2011 4:27pm




Hearing about adult entertainment websites on that 'internet thing', the blonde sisters Bambi and Barbie decided that they would try and set one up.

The only problem they had was that the keyboard on their computer was not working and the screen stayed the same no matter what they did.
albers
albers
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31 Jan 2011 8:08pm


Kristina Keneally has employed the services of her twin sister Cristina to help her win the unwinnable election with an evocative and rousing election song video
graceman
graceman
WA
323 posts
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31 Jan 2011 6:17pm
The standard pianist attire at the Berlusconi residence in Italy.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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31 Jan 2011 6:46pm
albers said...



.......rousing election song video


or as the Japanese say "erection song video"?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
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VIC, 1580 posts
31 Jan 2011 9:47pm



This is what happens when 2 musically gifted Blondes are told they should join a Brass Band...



sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
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31 Jan 2011 9:43pm
Emily, why are you stroking the black keys like that ?

Oh I'm just trying to fix this thing, usually I have the black ones longer than the white ones......

Oh emily I keep telling you its a piano, not an organ.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Jan 2011 9:48pm
ummm, it says here that liberace normally bites a pillow at this point!

what do you make of that buffy?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
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31 Jan 2011 10:02pm
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
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31 Jan 2011 9:37pm
Windxtasy said...


Melinda wanted some air on her G string


Gold


Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
WA, 706 posts
1 Feb 2011 10:42pm

Piano less on


Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
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1 Feb 2011 10:45pm
On that note time is running out plentiful to get the last of the funny captions in.

3 in the running atm.

Will call it tomorrow evening when ever Greenleader tells me to
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
2 Feb 2011 1:25am
dude, you have a up to a week for this to run it's course!

some of the older guys haven't even scratched their nuts yet!
Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
WA, 706 posts
1 Feb 2011 11:56pm
OK then. Right you are Greenleader. Thought I might call it before the inevitable barrage of kiteboy jokes start.

It would be a safe bet that Elmo and Mark are working their magic in MS paint right now. It will be very interesting how kiteboy gets woven into this one. Cue the yellow boardies with red polkadots ....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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2 Feb 2011 7:07pm
Not much of a dangle, this one Elizabeth.


(centrefold of Kite Dangler Monthy Magazine.)
Mecky
Mecky
NSW
56 posts
NSW, 56 posts
2 Feb 2011 8:32pm
sausage said...




...love this one....
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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2 Feb 2011 7:11pm
Mecky said...

sausage said...




...love this one....


I love all of them
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
NSW, 517 posts
3 Feb 2011 5:51pm
Elroy Jetson said...






"this was a great idea jane ,wonder how the windsurfing guys are going with there game of nude twister"
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Feb 2011 5:26pm
shannon8888 said...


"this was a great idea jane ,wonder how the windsurfing guys are going with there game of nude twister?"
"I don't know Mary but I bet you they're not having as much fun as those Kiters in that Public toilet with the holes in the walls."


I guess your keyboard packed it in so I finished it for you.

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