"sorry we have no beds availabe to deliver you babies" as we have spent all our money on promoting illegal immigration and building five star detention centres.
When Chuck Norris visits a school, he really VISITS the school...
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It's unfortunate that Rule #56 states "the poster of said Caption Competion cannot be judged as winner regardless of how funny, clever, purile or otherwise their caption may be"
It took several months before it was discovered that Oakwood Girls High toilets shared common plumbing with the automatic tellers at the sperm bank next door.
The School sports locker has been raided? and all the soccerballs, netballs and basketballs have been taken? Nooo, we don't have any idea where they could be, Sir...
That means we have to do windsurfing for sport AGAIN?...
..and at the newly opened school of "How to Wrought the Government" Secondary College, we meet the students enrolled in Baby Bonus 101:
Teacher: - Well done girls. Now that you've all successfully completed the "what goes where" stage, next term we can move onto "how to get the little buggers out!!"
I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,
Wasn't it the other way round? Howard followed Bush into war, some said it made us a target, then we had Bali and Howard said it wasn't related, then we had Bali 2 and Howard then said it was inevitable we get attacked
Their relief teacher Mrs Crabapple said she was very proud of the Film and Drama Class graduating with honours and that it was a pity their teacher, Mr Polanski, had to leave the country so abruptly.
I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,
Wasn't it the other way round? Howard followed Bush into war, some said it made us a target, then we had Bali and Howard said it wasn't related, then we had Bali 2 and Howard then said it was inevitable we get attacked
Yeah but dude, if Iraq ever invades Australia we're in good with the Yanks now
The girls virginity was never questioned and they were adamant that 7 months ago on their wilderness trip that they didn't meet any men, although recalled having no memory of events for around 4 hours after their teacher, Mrs Tootsie Doubtfire cooked them all up some lovely mushroom soup.
