"although early attempts were somewhat rudimentary, the Yanks were dammed if they were gonna let those Ruski's be the first to put a man on the moon unchallenged!"
Wind Deficiency Syndrome makes even normal people a little weird. Throw in a little inbreeding and you get weirdness supercharged with a heady mix of genius and idiocy.
Lerlene has duped Cletus into a game of King of the Wood Pile. Little does he know she contemplates a sacrifice to Huey. But will he sit still while she sets the wood pile ablaze? Probably. She has taken the precaution of persuading him that his gum boots and his invisible suit are fire proof.
We all thought that our uncle was joking when he said that if Kite surfers couldn't wear boardies over their wetsuits that they wouldn't wear wetsuits at all.
