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theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
5 Apr 2010 9:29pm

thought this one seemed to sum up the forums of late

(please let me kn ow if its been used before.... or its too rude...!)



NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
5 Apr 2010 9:53pm
Before goat skins bagpipes were made of real bags.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14953 posts
5 Apr 2010 10:31pm
and that's why i play saxaphone
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
5 Apr 2010 8:32pm
Having trouble blowing your own trumpet?
Have we got a deal for you!!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
5 Apr 2010 10:46pm
"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing back there??"

"Just shut up and hold still for a moment, ....I'm trying to tune your G String!"
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14953 posts
5 Apr 2010 10:48pm
early testing of the brown note
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
5 Apr 2010 11:02pm
Jam sessions at the Neverland Ranch were never dull but always creative...


Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
6 Apr 2010 12:54am
Long before they ever became Figure Skaters, the writing was already on the wall.....
......Tonya just couldn't come to terms with the fact that Nancy had been selected into the "Hairy Womens Big Band" ahead of her!




NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Apr 2010 7:09pm
The worst job I ever had was keeping the brass section inflated. If I let them go down the conductor made me play lead tuba and he would pump me up himself.
That quickly led to the discovery of jet propulsion.
Many a night band practice ended in tears and laughter as we competed for range and volume.
Ah those were the days.
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
wormy wormy
QLD, 679 posts
6 Apr 2010 7:47pm
Even as Laurie practises his love of music he can't escape some seabreeze suck trying to blow wind up his butt.
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
DUDE DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
6 Apr 2010 9:11pm
Now I understand where the term "blowing smoke up ya ass,"comes from
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
6 Apr 2010 9:47pm
Radical feminist lesbians of the last century tried hard to find their own form of blow job.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Apr 2010 9:59pm
Sex education circa 1884 - How one can get pregnant.
"It's working Margaret, just keep pumping and my stomach will bear child."
FBRoy
FBRoy
NSW
101 posts
FBRoy FBRoy
NSW, 101 posts
6 Apr 2010 10:50pm



Unveiled! A conspiracy theorist's view on how a tuba really works!



FBRoy
FBRoy
NSW
101 posts
FBRoy FBRoy
NSW, 101 posts
6 Apr 2010 10:52pm



The instructions said 'bellow when you have got a horn', but somehow it just didn't seem right!

pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
pierrec45 pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
6 Apr 2010 11:06pm
Before kiting existed, here is another fine example of activities people got into when they found windsurfing too difficult...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Apr 2010 11:50pm
Great moments in history - The Windy Woofer

The Beta version of the modern toilet as tested by Lady Doulton.

"Our new invention will modernize the refined houses of London, one can continue one's business whilst doing the business" she chortled

Fortunately this model never made it past pre-production - if it wasn't for that famous incident involving Winston Churchill after a big Curry Night at the Maharaja's this would probably still be in production to this day.






Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
Krisiz1 Krisiz1
WA, 331 posts
6 Apr 2010 10:42pm
Waiting4wind?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Apr 2010 9:33am
Early version of the "fart extractor". Designed to extract farts to be taken awwy and let off elsewhere....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Apr 2010 9:45am
Once again, Kiter Kev, had packed the wrong bag, with the wrong inflatable joy toy.....But according to the "Kiter Code", once it's inflated, you HAVE to use it..


MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
7 Apr 2010 2:44pm
Early anatomy experiments proved that the vacuum in adolescent girls' heads could be reversed with rectal pneumatic therapy.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
7 Apr 2010 5:16pm

early european attempts to emulate the natives didgerido playing and circular breathing techinques failed miserably...

so as usual white fella thought he could do better by throwing sex and technology at it.

... stupid whitey
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
7 Apr 2010 6:46pm
I think women are the best musicians, ......on the hole.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
7 Apr 2010 7:28pm
you're doing great clara, we are so close to joining that scat band.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Apr 2010 7:32pm
good one greeny !!!
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12872 posts
7 Apr 2010 7:46pm
Gertrude was favourite for the nudists society's novelty challenge, "blow it from both ends"

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Apr 2010 10:52pm

... Alexander Downer was eternally grateful to Photoshop for saving his political career...










NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
11 Apr 2010 11:05pm


Typical WDS lunacy.

Notice the allusions to wind - blowing the tuba, the bellows up the arse. This is behaviour typical of the early stages of Wind Deficiency Syndrome.

Later stages are characterised by more of the same only with bigger instruments and more frequent application.

greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Apr 2010 12:55am
remember, 50 pumps and i'm 36 p.s.i.
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
12 Apr 2010 3:14pm







Public Enema perform their huge hit "don't believe the dyke"

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
12 Apr 2010 3:44pm
Etymology of the word PORN - a combination of the two words of the 19th Century risque (but none the less popular) live lesbian sex act, the "pump and horn".
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