Caption Competition 159: Forklift

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nebbian
nebbian
WA
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WA, 6277 posts
23 Nov 2010 9:30am
Can anyone see a problem here?


Old Salty
Old Salty
VIC
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VIC, 1271 posts
23 Nov 2010 12:36pm
BBQ Forklift. Might be a bit tough but will give you a lift
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
23 Nov 2010 9:51am
El cheepo reversing chime
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
23 Nov 2010 10:13am





The subject of the previous caption comp reveals his secret refuelling station...
ka43
ka43
NSW
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NSW, 3101 posts
23 Nov 2010 1:32pm
Nitrous Oxide??? Who needs that crap, Ive got LPG dump and burn!!!!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
23 Nov 2010 12:35pm
just delivering the swap and go gas for the BBQ.

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
23 Nov 2010 12:48pm
Nigel couldn't figure out how he was now only getting 10miles to the tank.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
23 Nov 2010 1:31pm
Mechanic: "What seems to be the problem Paddy?"

Paddy: "Bejesus and Begorrah, I been tinking I overcooked da engine!"


frant
frant
VIC
1230 posts
VIC, 1230 posts
23 Nov 2010 3:04pm
nebbian said...

Can anyone see a problem here?





No problem till the Worksafe Inspector comes around. Then you are going to be in deeper **** than is imaginable. The reversing beeper doesn't work nor does the overhead flashing light. The indicators and stop lights are defective, the brakes and handbrake are defective, the horn doesn't work, the tyres are defective, the tynes are worn and need to be replaced, The seat is torn and the seatbelt non existent, the exhaust pipe and muffler are defective and engine and hydraulic oil leaks are unacceptable. The steering tie rods and ball joints are worn and must be replaced. The gas bottle is of an inappropriate type for lpg fuel and is not affixed in the correct manner, the fuel hose is defective. Thats an immediate prohibition notice with maybe 14 days to effect repairs.

Or technical problems, the forklift is still fitted for use with liquid fuel delivery to the lpg thingo. With the bottle having fallen off from its side position or upside down position mounting into an upright position then only gas phase lpg will be delivered and it won't run/tun very poorly. If the connection to the bottle from the forklift liquid hose connection has been fabricated using a regulator this will get damaged by the ingress of liquid lpg so it wont last long.

We had one of these Clarke 5000lb forkliftd for many years untill it was (forceably) retired from our factory to my fathers private workship. Guess why? After a few years the the lpg thingo stopped working because of a tired diaphragm. At a cost of $500 or thereabouts for repair it was decided to run the old girl by feeding gas directly into the intake manifold and he uses a Swap'n'go bottle sitting on the back tied on with a bit of rope. Alternatively he has mounted a 45kg vapour bottle using a little platform that sits in the towing pin recess.

Can you see a problem? Not one that cannot be overcome.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
23 Nov 2010 1:18pm
What!! Our BBQ dosnt use gas!!
Have ya got any wood???
fatwa
fatwa
TAS
107 posts
TAS, 107 posts
23 Nov 2010 5:04pm
MacGyver - the early years.
doggie
doggie
WA
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WA, 15849 posts
23 Nov 2010 4:13pm
fatwa said...

MacGyver - the early years.


Winner!!
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
VIC, 1214 posts
23 Nov 2010 8:09pm
after work he must be a kiter, a windsurfer would not do that
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
23 Nov 2010 5:33pm
nebbian said...

Can anyone see a problem here?



Right rear wheel has too much camber so the steering knuckle is probably flogged out.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
23 Nov 2010 6:15pm
were is the seatbelt?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
23 Nov 2010 6:19pm
That Lifter is forked
sideskirt
sideskirt
328 posts
328 posts
23 Nov 2010 8:05pm
He just installed gas for the kitchen in his new surfwagon...still need some pimpin' though.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
23 Nov 2010 11:15pm
...if you think this is a bad,



...back home on the patio, he has his 4 burner BBQ hooked up to a diesel fuel pump!!

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
23 Nov 2010 10:25pm
Latest cheap ride for Euro's travelling WA in summer
hooray
hooray
QLD
335 posts
QLD, 335 posts
24 Nov 2010 1:30pm
Can anyone see a problem here?

YES
the rubbish bin is too small to fit the F-250 in.
hooray
hooray
QLD
335 posts
QLD, 335 posts
24 Nov 2010 1:32pm
The protection around the gas bottle needs to be a bit thicker to cut down on noise.
neilw
neilw
WA
134 posts
WA, 134 posts
24 Nov 2010 1:10pm
WHAT!!! No reference to kitesurfing yet. Lift your game
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
24 Nov 2010 4:44pm
Clark let himself go and never really amounted to much after Marylin dumped him for Joe.
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
24 Nov 2010 6:17pm
Yup, the string's too thick.
sideskirt
sideskirt
328 posts
328 posts
24 Nov 2010 3:38pm
An enthusiastic kiter decided to replace his kite with a hot air baloon for non windy days, hoping for some riding and more air time.
He also found out that LPG could have a double effect so he hooked it up to his ride, his mom bought him for his birthday.

greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Nov 2010 12:40am
dennis hoppers taxi.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
29 Nov 2010 7:02am
Special mention goes to Waterloo for the "overcooked engine" comment, but the all time winner of caption competition 159 is...

Fatwa!


"MacGyver - the early years."

Take it away Fatwa!
fatwa
fatwa
TAS
107 posts
TAS, 107 posts
29 Nov 2010 9:00pm
cheers Nebs,
caption comp 160 coming right up...
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