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BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
BulldogPup BulldogPup
6657 posts
31 Jan 2012 8:12pm
Thought I'd keep it Windie Kosher - all yours folks!





Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14954 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:32pm
i miss being a windsurfing instructor
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12873 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12873 posts
31 Jan 2012 8:49pm
No your bum doesn't look fat in that, but I'm not sure about those boots!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
31 Jan 2012 9:43pm
Holy sh1t, there's a c0ck down there!
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
31 Jan 2012 9:46pm
This movie just never stops giving, is there anything it can't answer!

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
1 Feb 2012 12:30am
Damn my knee hurts. why did i have to kick that kiteboarder in the head for?
Oh,thats right, he's a kiteboarder.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14954 posts
1 Feb 2012 12:06am
it took me a while but finally i noticed he has her doing it sailing backwards.
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
Mister Dugong Mister Dugong
368 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:19pm
Gestalt said...

it took me a while but finally i noticed he has her sailing backwards.


Lessons in Wind surfing doggie style!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23648 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:30pm
The first sign windsurfers are heterosexual - instructors who don't notice she is trying to sail backwards.
On on the sand...
Or wearing booties....
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:53pm





Get rid of that seaweed it might get caught in my teeef later on \nOn/

KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
KA360 KA360
NSW, 803 posts
1 Feb 2012 1:58am
INSTRUCTOR- I'll just pull on this little string,I think we need some downhaul.
KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
KA360 KA360
NSW, 803 posts
1 Feb 2012 2:06am
Is the caption comp sponsored by Hot Sails Maui? The last 2 have featured their sails!
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
1 Feb 2012 8:52am


Now I've covered your left hand with mine, and I'll just step around you from behind so I can cover your right hand with my right hand.

If you feel a sharp stabbing pain, then you know your doing well.

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Feb 2012 9:13am
Okay. Now keep jumping up till you can hook in to the harness lines.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
1 Feb 2012 7:46am
After a few too many beers Flipper confused Seabreeze.com.au, e-Harmony.com and Ancestry.com. Later that day he found himself on a windsurfing date with his mother.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
1 Feb 2012 9:06am
It's just a jump to the left....
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
nosinkanow nosinkanow
NSW, 441 posts
1 Feb 2012 3:45pm



Yes that's it, just keep on looking in that direction....uhuh, yup you're doing fine, nice, now keep on looking, yup you're doing fine...very very fine indeed...no no keep on looking! Yes very nice...
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
2 Feb 2012 9:25am
"when you said my valentine's day present was 3 pole dancing lessons
i didn't realise this is what you meant "
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7269 posts
2 Feb 2012 12:01pm


Lotofwind once tried windsurfing.

'Nope, I just don't get it' he said

'Look - there is no dingle-dangle'

'I am going back to teabaggin' with the boys, at least you get to see lots of dingle-dangles. I like dingle-dangles'.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
2 Feb 2012 3:19pm
"look over your shoulder ,hard left then hard right,and thats how you reverse
park it at the marina"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Feb 2012 10:53pm


The windsurfing instructors in Thailand had to check and double check before they asked a local out for drinks, just to be sure......
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
BulldogPup BulldogPup
6657 posts
6 Feb 2012 7:48pm
Time to make a call & it came down to 3 by the thumbs - KA360 , ALBERS & NOSINKANOW ...... but as we know thumbs mean batsh!t .... so for sheer persistence and for being a cumberbunded fat bastard on viagra it's .....

carantoc
take it away from me fella
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
6 Feb 2012 10:16pm
OK sweetie, as you can see there's not much wind today so come back to the cabana and I'll show some really impressive pumping techniques.

............................................
drats, 28 minutes too late.
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