Caption Comp Nº 284 (Dungbeetle edition)

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elmo
elmo
WA
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28 Mar 2013 8:28pm
So as to meet Mr Dungbeetle's criteria I may or may not have poached this picture from No-one in particular

decrepit
decrepit
WA
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WA, 12873 posts
28 Mar 2013 8:36pm
I'm not sure I can think of a caption that isn't going to offend somebody.
elmo
elmo
WA
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WA, 8890 posts
28 Mar 2013 9:24pm
When clearing kite lines you have to keep an eye on them
busterwa
busterwa
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3782 posts
28 Mar 2013 9:26pm
After i land this new move, ill have bionic ankles made of titanium and stainless.
thePup
thePup
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13831 posts
28 Mar 2013 9:32pm






LotofWind knew he was in the deepest of shizz for stealing MarkAustralia's rig and duly bolting for a spin...you see the board had been cleverly sprayed with superglue and fitted with a remote return to owner control device ....

KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:36am
busterwa said...
After i land this new move, ill have bionic ankles made of titanium and stainless.




Niether of these guys can hold onto their pryde!
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
29 Mar 2013 1:09am


Northern hemisphere sailor's first jump down under...."aaaahhhh!!!!! vich vay iz up!!!!"

(apologies in advance for lousy generic euro accent)


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
28 Mar 2013 10:10pm
".... and then I drop straight down like this, and my mast spears the dhufish and we take it home for dinner. Any questions?"
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14954 posts
QLD, 14954 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:17am
by 2020 kitesurfing had evolved into the ultimate adrenaline sport.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:42am
Hell of a way to spend easter sunday

"Jesus saves windsurfs"
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:43am

gain control of your craft son!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:48am
Jesus got nailed on the cross off shore conditions although it never really concerned him if he broke any gear as he would just walk it back into shore.
busterwa
busterwa
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3782 posts
28 Mar 2013 10:56pm


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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QLD, 5283 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:58am
mid air nailing
elmo
elmo
WA
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WA, 8890 posts
28 Mar 2013 10:58pm
Fark a Shark this big
Mickymoo
Mickymoo
WA
163 posts
WA, 163 posts
28 Mar 2013 11:28pm
Ah....that's better!
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
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29 Mar 2013 1:38am
hey dudes, like my new move, it's called the satan.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:06am
This will be a great chance for the kiters to get even. I won't be offended by any entries so let me have it, what happens in CC284 stays in CC284, after all, it's all in fun.
busterwa said...
After i land this new move, ill have bionic ankles made of titanium and stainless.


Well, almost
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:43am
Dungbeetle said...
Ah....that's better!

We try and keep it on topic but try and find 284 funny windsurfing photos, I'm honoured to now be included.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
29 Mar 2013 8:57am
The new craze is "Ultra Opera Singing Wave Sailing". FIGARO FIGARO FIG AAAR ROOOOWWWW !!!!
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
29 Mar 2013 10:20am


"Titanium, what an amazing metal. Impervious to any form of corrosion, has a boiling point of 3287 deg, an atomic weight of 47.88 and is used in everything from house paint to complex medical procedures. Yep, one day I'll have to get myself some..."


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
29 Mar 2013 7:40am


"Yeah, sure this is okay, but I really hope I win caption comp number 284!"

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
29 Mar 2013 7:45am



Warning. Warning. When progressing from kitesurfing to windsurfing please remember there are no strings to keep you up in the air.



FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
29 Mar 2013 7:46am


The only way to remove weed.

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
29 Mar 2013 8:29am
Who moved the ocean?
terminal
terminal
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1421 posts
29 Mar 2013 8:33am



"So far - so good!"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
29 Mar 2013 10:55am

...high dangly thing with a twist...

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
29 Mar 2013 9:01am
sausage said...
Jesus got nailed on the cross off shore conditions although it never really concerned him if he broke any gear as he would just walk it back into shore.


VERY clever, and topical.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
29 Mar 2013 9:02am



Nooooooo! Sheet IN!!!

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:05pm
"Excuse me guys but has anyone seen my car keys"






albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
29 Mar 2013 12:37pm


Hey Peter, I can see your house from here!
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