Caption Comp 5

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DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
23 Mar 2008 11:25pm
Here is the pic for Funny Caption Comp. 5.

paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
23 Mar 2008 9:33pm
Reminds me of a night I spent with some President from Down Under...
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
23 Mar 2008 10:13pm
George had a sneaking suspicion that he wouldn't enjoy being a lesbian.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12871 posts
WA, 12871 posts
23 Mar 2008 10:19pm
By George, my corn just got pussyficated
swoosh
swoosh
QLD
1929 posts
QLD, 1929 posts
23 Mar 2008 11:21pm
*southern accent* "tastes like chicken"

Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
23 Mar 2008 10:26pm
Even George was confused with the latest offering from KFC...
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
23 Mar 2008 11:58pm
if the postage stamp doesn't stick this time, i'm going to scream!
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
24 Mar 2008 10:15am
mmm.......tastes like beaver....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
24 Mar 2008 9:45am
while touring the "hillbilly belt", George trys a local home made instrument the "catamonica".
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
24 Mar 2008 11:06am
"I believe the backbone is the axis of evil"
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
24 Mar 2008 11:17am
"My fellow Americans. Saddam is hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. If I am wrong I will eat my cat"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
24 Mar 2008 11:25am
after demonstrating how to "eat pussy", George went on to demonstrate how to"lick box" and "eat carpet"....
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
24 Mar 2008 12:12pm
"Them Democats ain't so tough", proclaimed George the Republican.
Spearsy
Spearsy
SA
213 posts
SA, 213 posts
24 Mar 2008 1:37pm
You are what you eat!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
24 Mar 2008 4:03pm
George was a big fan of Black Sabbath, but dosnt like the taste of bat.....
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
24 Mar 2008 9:46pm
The President today demonstrated one of the controversial techniques used by the CIA when interrogating terrorism suspects.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
24 Mar 2008 10:52pm
The tag said "Monica" so I thought she was fair game.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Mar 2008 9:28am
The great humanitarian showing a "mummy" cat how to carry her kittens.
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
25 Mar 2008 11:33am
"I was taught by the best but this harmonica just doesn't sound quite right"
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Mar 2008 12:22pm
George Bush: Even cute little fluffy kittens aren't safe.
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
25 Mar 2008 11:12am
"i thought eating pussy was ment to be fun, this tastes terrible"
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
25 Mar 2008 2:46pm
Errrr, tastes like Condoleezza
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
25 Mar 2008 1:33pm
Okay Monica, now that we have photos of George in the lion enclosure threatening the lion cub, you can let the Lioness back in...
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
25 Mar 2008 3:27pm
George kicked the coke habit but he still liked to roll up the occasional cat.
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
26 Mar 2008 10:39am
There's a weapon of mass destruction in here somewhere, I know it. Trust me.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
26 Mar 2008 12:31pm
Mmmm, tastes just like penguin.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
26 Mar 2008 7:30pm
Where's his thumb?? George always indulged in foreplay before getting out the gaff tape.....
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
27 Mar 2008 12:56am
Bushes wife calls out "WHO PUT CORN IN THE CAT BASKET?"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Mar 2008 9:38am
after getting his tongue stuck to the frozen kitten, George was heard to say " ith horth ooh uckin hunmphs" !!!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
27 Mar 2008 9:01am
Play it like a harmonica,

Sounds like bagpipes
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
27 Mar 2008 10:24am
In later years, America's military operation "Iraqi Freedom" was scaled back to "Operation Hide behind the Pussy"

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