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greenleader
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QLD
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greenleader greenleader
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20 Apr 2015 12:05am



Go your hardest! Lol
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
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LeStef LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:10am
Ok, you take the East I take the West Wing.
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
TristanF TristanF
VIC, 230 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:49am
Lighten up Winston, we're all friends here.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
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decrepit decrepit
WA, 12871 posts
19 Apr 2015 10:51pm
you've heard of the elephant in the room, well now we have something different!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Apr 2015 1:01am



"Oh, and speaking of Berlin.....who's up for a game of chicken?"

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:34am

fellas-fellas-fellas
Germany is the problem here
It's Clucking obvious
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Apr 2015 1:09am

Although Winston never publicly criticised Switzerland's neutral stance, relations soured after he chose their attire for the conference...
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
Jupiter Jupiter
2156 posts
19 Apr 2015 11:54pm
As you gentlemen knew...we Americans like our fried chickens...So I brought my own genetically modified chicken with me.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
20 Apr 2015 4:01am

Who ordered the chook-o-gram?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:37am
Colonel Sanders brings news that the war has ended.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
20 Apr 2015 9:32am

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get to the genocide
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:05am
crakas tried to lighten up the mood at the first Heavy Weather forum
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
20 Apr 2015 9:57am
Afternoon at the old men's home.


Most of the old men like to re-live their youth and pretend they were war heroes.

Lot-of-Wing likes to pretend he was a kite.


Cambodge
Cambodge
VIC
851 posts
Cambodge Cambodge
VIC, 851 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:02pm
greenleader said..



See! Even back in the 1940s the powers-that-be were deliberately photoshopping to distract the sheeple from the truth.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:08pm
So there's an Englishman, American and Russian sitting at a bar and a chick walks over to them and asks for a double entendre..........so they all give her one.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Apr 2015 4:26pm
KFC advertising before television.?
John340
John340
QLD
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John340 John340
QLD, 3407 posts
20 Apr 2015 4:36pm



albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
20 Apr 2015 5:46pm


Stalin: "Looks like Chicken Kiev is on the menu again guys"

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
20 Apr 2015 5:12pm




After the WW2 hostilities had finished, ex French PM Marshal Henri Petain forgot to take off his uniform before going to the celebrations.
Churchill suggested he stand at the back.

"Why? What did I do?" Petain was heard to protest.

"Absolutely nothing" Winston replied.
baldrick
baldrick
QLD
146 posts
baldrick baldrick
QLD, 146 posts
20 Apr 2015 10:23pm
Would any of you gentlemen like a Paradise Pack?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23646 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:35pm
Little known fact that KFC in fact stands for Kiev Frankfurt Cologne for 3 of the most famous battles of WWII



terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:54pm





Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
Macroscien Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
21 Apr 2015 12:04am
greenleader said..




I didn't know that Hitler was also present at the meeting
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
Jupiter Jupiter
2156 posts
21 Apr 2015 12:58am
Are you wearing anything under that kinky chicken suit, Chicken man ?
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
21 Apr 2015 3:35pm


Yalta: Climategate:

A polar bear disguised as a chicken sneaks in to disrupt proceedings.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
21 Apr 2015 6:41pm




At last.....meeting Colonel Sanders had always been on Henny Penny's bucket list....

Unfortunately for Henny Penny, she was also on Colonal Sander's bucket list.....


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Apr 2015 11:11pm
Ta Daa, and another caption comp draws to an end and there was no way i wanted to call this one on Anzac day so without further ado, the winner of Caption Comp 371 is John340 with his splendid recall of Plucka Duck and his wheel. Take it away John!
Stuthepirate was a bees dick away though.

John340
John340
QLD
3407 posts
John340 John340
QLD, 3407 posts
27 Apr 2015 7:26am
Thanks Greenleader, I'll post later tonight

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Apr 2015 1:20pm
Churchill- I smoke cigars
Roosevelt- I smoke cigarettes.
Stalin- I chew Viagra gum.


Whoops too late....

Grinz
Grinz
2 posts
Grinz Grinz
2 posts
28 Apr 2015 7:05pm
LeStef said..
Ok, you take the East I take the West Wing.


What The Cluck. This is why the chicken dont cross the road
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