Caption Comp #319....Horsepower !

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Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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QLD, 5612 posts
23 Dec 2013 9:39pm
No wind ?



Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
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VIC, 1580 posts
23 Dec 2013 11:23pm
Although he still had a big job to do, with millions of homes to get around to,
the Somalian Santa had long done away with Reindeers and cumbersome red outfits.





LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
24 Dec 2013 12:13am
This must be a one horse power 4 big-toe-in boarding
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
24 Dec 2013 12:15am
No wind ?
Forget cat-surfing, try horse-surfing !
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
24 Dec 2013 1:08am
This is a light wind day...



.....on the high wind days, I rig up a Shetland.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
24 Dec 2013 1:44am
You think this will catch on?
Neigh.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
24 Dec 2013 1:46am
If I don't indicate to turn left, the Horse Boarding police will ban us from this beach as well.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
24 Dec 2013 1:48am
Gay Water-Horse
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
24 Dec 2013 2:53am



$50 a run - and you get your money back if you overtake the horse.

You can make a lot of money out of kiters.
DASZIP
DASZIP
SA
135 posts
SA, 135 posts
24 Dec 2013 8:00am
How to cope with sea level rise from global warming. Join the Melbourne cup and kitesurfing to make a whole new sport.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
24 Dec 2013 8:44am


Lotofwind and Mark_Australia finally meet and discover a sport they can share
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
24 Dec 2013 8:48am
So why is jockey wearing a harness?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
24 Dec 2013 8:55am




I suppose the kiters will claim that this is "sailing" too.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
24 Dec 2013 8:36am
kiting was so yesterday as all the youngens took up the great new sport of horse floating.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
24 Dec 2013 7:15am
DavMen said..

So why is jockey wearing a harness?



I think its where they have tied the lines.

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
24 Dec 2013 11:01am
Red Rum couldn't believe it.

He had seen kiters get stuck in trees around his paddock before, but this was getting ridiculous.

First one lands on his back and gets wrapped around his saddle, then another gets tied up around his legs.

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
24 Dec 2013 11:02am
Come on boy - run like the wind
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
24 Dec 2013 1:57pm
An image made in heaven for Polka Dot boardies.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
24 Dec 2013 1:54pm
Damned Cabrinha's get caught on everything
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
24 Dec 2013 8:55pm



By the year 2050, the effects of climate change meant we no longer had wind, and kiters found an "old-fashioned solution" to solve this problem
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
24 Dec 2013 6:00pm








Equikiteboarding, preparing to boost into a dangly trick.

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
24 Dec 2013 6:02pm
Jockey screaming "send it!" just made the thing even more ridiculous.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
24 Dec 2013 6:03pm
Claims on Seabreeze of 368 knots was a bit hard to believe.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
24 Dec 2013 6:33pm
Dancer didn't so much mind being a gelding himself, it was the fact he had to race with the other geldings that embarrassed him so much
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7269 posts
WA, 7269 posts
24 Dec 2013 6:35pm
When the Fonz jumped his kiteboard over a horse, everyone knew that the fad was over
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
24 Dec 2013 6:55pm
Combining 2 sports that should not be in the Olympics did not lend any more validity to either
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
24 Dec 2013 9:54pm




Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
25 Dec 2013 5:41am








Krapistan's top horseboarding instruction, only 20 rupee per hour, every afternoon at the sewage runoff lake south of town.
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
25 Dec 2013 9:21pm
Richiefish said..

No wind ?





My horse would take one look at the guy on the board and bolt the other way..
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
26 Dec 2013 2:07pm




Tired of Hakim"s nagging to take him kitesurfing when there was no wind, John came up with a solution...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Dec 2013 1:58pm
Hey mate theres all this empty space. Why do you have to be right next to ME ???!!!



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