Despite the 'don't ask - don't tell' policy, Clevis admitted to his collegues he was a kiter and wanted to join the crack squad.
At first Billy-boy, Billy-joe and Billy-bob didn't believe him, but then they saw his stance as he clinged to a bit of string under an inflated thingy.
Trouble was brewing down at the skinhead's training camp.....although they had their suspicions, when Brucie had written Hydrophobia on his admission form it apparently hadn't meant what the lads had thought...
"Okay Guys you're not being very helpful, I told you this was for my uni final project !! If I put a foil somewhere here underneath will it reach 65 knts ?"
I suppose this has run a little too long! Time to pick the winner.....drum roll......honour goes to PhilSWR's "Hide and seek on the IRB was getting a little predictable...".