SA
135 posts
It's not what it looks like were just good friends. Honest
QLD
4874 posts
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
QLD
3424 posts
until then we thought only sharks had two penises.......
SA
3591 posts
Boss, I didn't say Tony was dead, i said he sleeps with the fishes.
WA
3271 posts
"Ok, that one over there, that's a windsurfer learning to water start, they're a bit older, bit tough and chewy, best leave them alone, that one dangling in the water is a kiter, best put your teeth back in for them, they might mistake that gummy mouth feeling for something else, that last one one up there, that's a swimmer, you need to swim around them a few times to purge the s**t out of them but they taste ok."
SA
3591 posts
Hey guys, i met these guys down the beach and they said they'd like to join our game.
Card, Pool, this is the guys.
WA
8890 posts
That fookushima radiation will do strange things to your genitalia.
SA
3591 posts
After the Footy Show and Footy Classifieds, Craig Hutchison's career really took a dive
VIC
1572 posts
Hey! What's George Costanza doing in the shark tank?