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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
7 Feb 2012 1:02pm
Politics and Americans - try turning that into an abuse of Kiters and Kiwis

da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
7 Feb 2012 3:29pm
That translates in 'non-American' English to: "Don't Kitesurf Here".
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
7 Feb 2012 1:53pm
cos look what y'all get on ya hands when y'all do those obscene thangs y'all

FiremanSam
FiremanSam
VIC
148 posts
VIC, 148 posts
7 Feb 2012 4:53pm
I think she is saying....

"Well if I can't yank it, spank it or jerk it... WTF do I do with it !"
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
7 Feb 2012 5:07pm
i had one in each hand and he said "what are you going to do with
all that meat and no taties"
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
7 Feb 2012 4:43pm
Carantoc said...

Politics and Americans - try turning that into an abuse of Kiters and Kiwis




"don't know if I'm comin or going"
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
7 Feb 2012 2:20pm



Sucking the invisible gob stopper!

felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
7 Feb 2012 2:23pm


Tea bagging? No way! I prefer sucking eggs!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
7 Feb 2012 2:28pm
I didn't read the sign and now look, I've got a string of pearls......
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
NSW, 441 posts
7 Feb 2012 5:31pm
"Y'now I can't use my hands what can I....(gags)"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Feb 2012 6:00pm
The Felatio Party were a good chance in the next Presidential election.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14952 posts
QLD, 14952 posts
7 Feb 2012 6:22pm
obama entered the room
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
7 Feb 2012 4:58pm



... and on the other hand we have, er,.. umm,.. another five fingers I guess.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
7 Feb 2012 6:58pm
I mahhh party we don't use our hands y'all.
We use a seeee-gaar tube
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
7 Feb 2012 10:26pm
Whenever George Michael returned to Beverley Hills the public toilets were always well sign-posted...


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
7 Feb 2012 8:34pm
Waterloo said...

Whenever George Michael returned to Beverley Hills the public toilets were always well sign-posted...





Hahaha
reminds me of the joke at the time when he'd been caught out........

What's white and runs down the toilet wall?
George Michael's latest 'release'

Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
WA, 331 posts
7 Feb 2012 10:54pm
Monica Lewinski's sister was very wary about entering politics.
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
7 Feb 2012 11:52pm
I wasn't spanking or yanking it I was smoking it!!!!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
8 Feb 2012 9:52am
Why y'all call it a gherkin? Yeah I seen one green and all bumpy-like, but it didn't taste like pickles that's fah sure
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
8 Feb 2012 8:08pm
"Wow, Invisible Man, what tight buns you have!"




"Please don't talk with your mouth full, my dear!"



Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
8 Feb 2012 6:42pm
I reckon the winner will be anyone who writes something that is not rude

Or manages Kiwis and kiters as the challenge was set
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
8 Feb 2012 7:04pm
The real challenge is to insert yellow polka dot shorts into that picture.

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
8 Feb 2012 7:43pm
I was working on the yellow top with red polka-dots but too hard for a computer retard like me.

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
8 Feb 2012 7:44pm
Hey babe too much .... how about more
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
8 Feb 2012 10:52pm
How come Republican women are so hot?

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
8 Feb 2012 10:23pm


Gimme 10 bitches
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
8 Feb 2012 8:10pm
^^^ 2 Spice racks ??

terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
8 Feb 2012 8:22pm
Carantoc said...

Politics and Americans - try turning that into an abuse of Kiters and Kiwis




People think of me as just a master debater but after I drop the kids off at the pool, I often call down for more mayo on the way home. I like to take matters into my own hands and cook up a batch by hand. You can hold your own too and whip up some sour cream by some wrist aerobics, slam the salami down and beat your meat until it gets tender.

And remember, its best to have sex with someone you love, otherwise you're only shooting yourself in the foot.


greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
8 Feb 2012 11:02pm
read the signs mr president, i am sick to death of telling the dry cleaners that it's ice cream!!!



Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
8 Feb 2012 10:21pm
What....are you telling me these core values don't form the pillars of our great nation
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
8 Feb 2012 11:46pm
greenleader said...

read the signs mr president, i am sick to death of telling the dry cleaners that it's ice cream!!!




The old Chinese laundry huh - "thankyou, cum again..."
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