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elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
1 Oct 2011 4:04pm
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A short ones a good one (so my wife keeps telling me)
Calling this Monday night
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Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23645 posts
1 Oct 2011 4:37pm
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OMG!!! I can tell you're a windsurfer...
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Oct 2011 7:03pm
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Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23645 posts
1 Oct 2011 5:12pm
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Boris, I think you should go back to using your
hand
when you check the cows ........
GeoffS
NSW
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GeoffS
NSW, 49 posts
1 Oct 2011 9:05pm
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Your big enough to do up your own jeans!
GeoffS
NSW
49 posts
GeoffS
NSW, 49 posts
1 Oct 2011 9:07pm
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So thats a Mr Whippy!
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers
NSW, 1739 posts
1 Oct 2011 9:28pm
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Madonna: "Hey Springsteen, you got nothin' on Hendrix!"
stringer
WA
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stringer
WA, 703 posts
1 Oct 2011 7:30pm
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long and thin : all the way in
short and thick : does the trick
long and thick : his name is nic
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
1 Oct 2011 8:26pm
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stringer said...
long and thin : all the way in
short and thick : does the trick
long and thick : his name is nic
It may take you a long time to get to the point Nic but I wouldn't exactly call you thick
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
1 Oct 2011 8:27pm
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More hair mousse?
greenleader
QLD
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greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Oct 2011 11:11pm
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....but i just had two root canals!
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
1 Oct 2011 9:21pm
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you should never mix up your hair removal and wart removal creams
decrepit
WA
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decrepit
WA, 12871 posts
1 Oct 2011 9:25pm
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So it wasn't a gun in your pocket.
lotofwind
NSW
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lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 Oct 2011 12:14am
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OOOOOHHHHH,,,ouch, you have your chicken skin stuck in your zipper
elmo
WA
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elmo
WA, 8890 posts
1 Oct 2011 11:43pm
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Oooo now how can I tell him my willy is bigger
Mr. No-one
WA
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Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
2 Oct 2011 12:38am
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Bet you 10 bucks it won't fit in your mouth.
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
2 Oct 2011 9:21am
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Huh ? So THATS why......
yeah yeah, I know the waters cold ....
elmo
WA
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elmo
WA, 8890 posts
2 Oct 2011 11:58am
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you know you can get something to treat that
mineral1
WA
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mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
2 Oct 2011 5:27pm
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Sorry, I am not a butcher, I dont deal in small goods.
djl070
WA
290 posts
djl070
WA, 290 posts
2 Oct 2011 7:43pm
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It looks like a frightened turtle !!
hamburglar
ACT
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hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
2 Oct 2011 11:19pm
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OMG your a boobless hermaphrodite post op sexchanged windsurfing kleptomaniacal horses arse.....will you marry me
love madonna xxx
BulldogPup
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BulldogPup
6657 posts
2 Oct 2011 10:09pm
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...... oooooh an immaculate circumcision!
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
3 Oct 2011 10:49pm
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All over done and dusted
Windxtasy you are busted
Ooooh! Did I do that?
Scarily enough I've heard those words before and uttered them once or twice
May you choose a better pic than me
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