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albers
albers
NSW
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NSW, 1739 posts
18 Jun 2011 11:58am


Good luck
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
18 Jun 2011 1:07pm
ehhh... Good luck?
razzmatazz
razzmatazz
NSW
184 posts
NSW, 184 posts
18 Jun 2011 1:08pm
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Jun 2011 1:09pm
razzmatazz said...

beauty is in the eye of the beholder


or the beer holder in this case...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Jun 2011 1:13pm
After five years locked away in the monastery, Won Hu Gedong tempts his celibacy vows
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
18 Jun 2011 1:14pm
"I wouldn't Phuket"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Jun 2011 1:20pm
The Pageant's strict rule about "pure of body" narrowed the field to only one eligible contender.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
18 Jun 2011 12:55pm
Once the master of pingpong balls, Miss Phuket 1936 was now restricted to sultanas
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
18 Jun 2011 6:03pm
Hey checkit out she's got some toilet paper stuck to her dress
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
18 Jun 2011 7:19pm
Every blokes fantasy - beauty pageant queen with no teeth

(that should ruin it for ya fellas )
Davage
Davage
VIC
182 posts
VIC, 182 posts
18 Jun 2011 9:22pm
Definatly been doing this religion thing too long when that starts to look good.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
18 Jun 2011 9:40pm
Master, that tonic you gave me when I took my vow of chastity. It seems to be working.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
WA, 23645 posts
18 Jun 2011 8:22pm
Confucious say "good from far, but far from good .... so why you rook?"
seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
WA, 360 posts
18 Jun 2011 8:51pm
"bad luck ,you'v already been given a pearl necklace as the one I am carrying is gonna be huge!!"
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
18 Jun 2011 8:53pm
is nice (borat voice) we have a sexy time, you and me
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
18 Jun 2011 11:16pm
www.nanhunter.com
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
18 Jun 2011 9:58pm
They call her "The Prawn", great body head full of sh#t!!
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
WA, 2960 posts
19 Jun 2011 12:17am
As an elderly woman, who is admittedly past my prime, I find the use of this picture particularly offensive. And some of the captions seem quite universally derogatory towards all seasoned females. The misogynistic undertones in this thread are making me quite self-conscious about my appearance. Perhaps I'll stay inside tomorrow.
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
19 Jun 2011 2:15am
OMG, if she won, I'd hate to see the losers!
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
19 Jun 2011 8:16am




oohhh mum put that sash away you know you won that before the war

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
19 Jun 2011 8:17am
hamburglar said...





oohhh mum put that sash away you know you won that before the war




miss phuket 1908
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
19 Jun 2011 8:59am
A year of being Miss Phuket, drugs, partys, late nights, etc had taken its toll on Som, a nineteen year old bar girl from Pataya beach.
(She still had a good ass thou it would seem)
barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
WA, 2960 posts
19 Jun 2011 4:04pm

After stumbling upon herself on Seabreeze, as a subject of derision. Miss Phuket became so upset and ashamed of her looks she decided she would convert to Islam and donned a Burka. Surely Seabreeze will no longer find her funny..



barn
barn
WA
2960 posts
WA, 2960 posts
19 Jun 2011 4:13pm
^^^ As a Muslim I find that particularly offensive.. And consequentially I have cancelled my order for Seabreeze sunnies... I have also notified the internet Police and they are on their way to moderate. This thread should be Locked within a few minutes..


oh, here they come now..



FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 5:45pm





When Joe heard his arranged marriage was to a former Miss Phuket, he was stoked.

When he met her he suddenly thought a 10 year stint in the monastery would be a good idea, and if lucky he might just outlast his wife.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 5:48pm



Phuket banned any contestants who had plastic surgery, but the ban only lasted one year before they changed their mind.


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 6:03pm





In the great Miss Phuket competition of 2008 they discovered the actual town boundaries of Phuket only covered an area of 600 square metres, which as it happened only included the local retirement village.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 6:08pm



Joe was married 2 weeks before he kissed his wife goodbye and headed of to a last-minute stint in the local monastery.

Somehow he just couldn't get the smile off his face.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 6:09pm





Ever wondered why you only see the bar girls late at night?

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 6:17pm



When the elderly King's wife won the Phuket beauty pageant by unanimous vote, there was clearly corruption involved.

Instead 'The Australian' and the Sydney Morning Herald the next day ran the following headline 'Labor government bungles the Miss Phuket competition'.



FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
19 Jun 2011 6:23pm




After following the teachings of the monastery for a decade, Joe could now see past the physical and saw the beauty in a person's soul.

Sometimes he just wished he didn't.



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