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Bondalucci
Bondalucci
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Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
16 Jun 2010 1:41am
EDIT:
This is the new pic to put a caption to






The idea below wasn't proving that much fun, so please disregard.
(apologies to Evil Panda)

While looking for a photo, I found this:



Surely this can't be true!
Men must know more about women than just #10.

So just for something a little bit different,
I'm going to award this Caption Comp to whoever can come up with the top 3 things men know about women.

(you can post pics to illustrate or support your top 3 if you like)

here's some chronological inspiration of what we're faced with with:





and






sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8328 posts
sboardcrazy sboardcrazy
NSW, 8328 posts
16 Jun 2010 10:51am
I think the 2nd pic illustrates a mans version of what he sees in the mirror..I think a woman would look like the model version but think she looked like the fatty..
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
16 Jun 2010 11:16am
#3. No matter how much she asks you to be honest about how she looks in that dress, its just not worth it.

#2. When she says "Don't buy me anything for my birthday" she doesnt mean it.

#1. (Most) Girls dont have a penis.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
16 Jun 2010 11:19am
The stunning silence verifies your original list I think
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
16 Jun 2010 11:29am
Things (I) men know about women:

(3) They are beautiful, sensitive creatures,

(2) They love long walks on the beach and picnics in the countryside, and

(1) They will probably read this Seabreeze post!!! Hello darling
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
16 Jun 2010 11:56am
Waterloo said...

Things (I) men know about women:

(3) They are beautiful, sensitive creatures,

(2) They love long walks on the beach and picnics in the countryside, and

(1) They will probably read this Seabreeze post!!! Hello darling


You've got the internet in the kitchen now?
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
16 Jun 2010 12:24pm
Waterloo said...

Things (I) men know about women:

(3) They are beautiful, sensitive creatures,

(2) They love long walks on the beach and picnics in the countryside, and

(1) They will probably read this Seabreeze post!!! Hello darling


Why did you teach her to read for?
laff77
laff77
NSW
273 posts
laff77 laff77
NSW, 273 posts
16 Jun 2010 12:58pm
(1) They are always right

(2) They are always right

(3) They are always right
knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
knigit knigit
WA, 319 posts
16 Jun 2010 10:59am
Having a hidden stash of expensive chocolate will save your life on at least one occasion.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
16 Jun 2010 1:06pm
They have short tempers and a poor sense of humour.
K Dog
K Dog
VIC
1847 posts
K Dog K Dog
VIC, 1847 posts
16 Jun 2010 1:27pm
A very brave thread this one.....

Guessing there aren't any or many women windsurfers......
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:20pm
1. They will always tell you what they've got planned, whereas you have to ask them for permission if you've got plans.

2. They tell you 1 hour before said event that you need to attend, whereas they need a minimum of 2 months notice if you've got plans.

3. When they say "Yes, you can go", they really only mean that up until an hour before, then it's "No you can't go"

Learn and understand these three things and life wont be a constant disappointment
graceman
graceman
WA
323 posts
graceman graceman
WA, 323 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:17pm
1. "Ithyphallophobia" is a womens morbid fear of seeing or thinking about an erect penis.
2. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
3. They are never wrong.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:20pm
sboardcrazy said...

I think a woman would look like the model version but think she looked like the fatty..


That's closer to the truth.
that pic must have been done by a man.
The average woman would be imagining "I'd like to be this slim gorgeous woman",
but see her reflection as being worse than reality.

Not me of course, I'm already a slim gorgeous woman
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:24pm
Now, I think only a woman can judge these...

Waterloo said...

Things (I) men know about women:

(3) They are beautiful, sensitive creatures,

(2) They love long walks on the beach and picnics in the countryside, and

(1) They will probably read this Seabreeze post!!! Hello darling


oh absolutely! I was thinking "Who is this gorgeous perceptive man?"
Hi Waterloo!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:26pm
jermaldan said...

They have short tempers and a poor sense of humour.


FAIL

(Have I just confirmed the statement?)
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:28pm
K Dog said...

A very brave thread this one.....

Guessing there aren't any or many women windsurfers......


Not many, but some who are regular readers of, and contributors to caption contests...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Jun 2010 2:32pm
sausage said...

1. They will always tell you what they've got planned, whereas you have to ask them for permission if you've got plans.

2. They tell you 1 hour before said event that you need to attend, whereas they need a minimum of 2 months notice if you've got plans.

3. When they say "Yes, you can go", they really only mean that up until an hour before, then it's "No you can't go"

Learn and understand these three things and life wont be a constant disappointment


The first two are pretty accurate.
The second one is because if we tell you too long before the event you will just forget anyway.
The third one should be "When a woman says "please yourself" she really means "Do what I want you to do and things will be sweet. OR ELSE."

jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
16 Jun 2010 4:42pm
Windxtasy said...
Not me of course, I'm already a slim gorgeous woman


I demand photo evidence!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Jun 2010 5:14pm
self lubricating.????.........



enough of this craziness ! give us a nice safe picture to caption Bondi !!!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
16 Jun 2010 6:57pm
Being a man of the people……

If you want a "picture to caption" (traditional style) then Green thumb Ritchies request above.

If you want to continue this "craziness" then red thumb Ritchies request above.

By 8.30 we will see which colour is winning and go from there.
(PS: Evil Panda - you're either a brave man or a single man)
Ian1
Ian1
WA
129 posts
Ian1 Ian1
WA, 129 posts
16 Jun 2010 7:01pm
sausage said...

1. They will always tell you what they've got planned, whereas you have to ask them for permission if you've got plans.

2. They tell you 1 hour before said event that you need to attend, whereas they need a minimum of 2 months notice if you've got plans.

3. When they say "Yes, you can go", they really only mean that up until an hour before, then it's "No you can't go"

Learn and understand these three things and life wont be a constant disappointment


Sounds like someone is still trying to get permission to go to GI speed week
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Jun 2010 9:41pm
Women have the secret to happiness....

I wish they'd let me in on it <sigh>
bananalover
bananalover
WA
49 posts
bananalover bananalover
WA, 49 posts
16 Jun 2010 7:48pm
Daimonds are a girls best friend. Duh!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Jun 2010 10:39pm
bananalover said...

Daimonds are a girls best friend. Duh!


Are you saying women are venal?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Jun 2010 11:45pm
Ian1 said...

sausage said...

1. They will always tell you what they've got planned, whereas you have to ask them for permission if you've got plans.

2. They tell you 1 hour before said event that you need to attend, whereas they need a minimum of 2 months notice if you've got plans.

3. When they say "Yes, you can go", they really only mean that up until an hour before, then it's "No you can't go"

Learn and understand these three things and life wont be a constant disappointment


Sounds like someone is still trying to get permission to go to GI speed week


Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
17 Jun 2010 1:51am

OK! …..clearly not enough green thumbs, so let's start fresh!

we'll stick with tradition and use a single photo.

Since it's World Cup time let's have a soccer flavour, Here's a photo to caption.



(If you all don't mind, I'll edit the opening post with this photo, so new entrants know what the pic is)

-good luck!

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
17 Jun 2010 8:29am
Yeah, they're skidmarks allright...But they're on the OUTSIDE !!!!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
17 Jun 2010 9:29am
Players had to assemble once a year for the annual measurement of the Hopoate Index...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
17 Jun 2010 9:39am



In the year 2031 the world, gripped by fear over Climate Change, required all high methane emitters, such as elite athletes, to have a PFD (Personal Flatulence Deflector)...

Note that the process of carbon capture, via a deep breath in, was still primitive during this period...
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
Squid Lips Squid Lips
WA, 708 posts
17 Jun 2010 11:51am


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