Sign at a marina in the Azores.

"Do not shoot rock climbers who are chasing elephants"
Simple as!!!

If you see an Elephant on the marina, climb up a mast, then shoot the bloody thing.

Then empty the contents of the bottle you were drinking out of.

so running naked to my boat is ok then

Unfortunately this sign had to be replaced with an even larger one after yodeling also become a significant problem.

Some ladies liked having their babies at the Azores berthing suites, though most found that seeing the elephants be shot by mountain climbers distressing, hence the bans.

I dunno about the other 2 but I'm fairly sure the first sign says "No Americans"

sorry richiefish... an edit...

...and it was at this point that the Portuguese Government introduced random drug testing for workers...

Unfortunately Dean Martin had to change the original version of his song and authorities had to erect this sign after a cult following sprang up in the early 50's...

(In Portugal where love is king when boat meets berth here's what they sing...)

When the shooter hits your bullseye like a big pizza pie,
That's Azore

When the world seems to rock climb like you've had too much wine,
That's Azore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a great big gay Elephantella
That's Azore...

After packing her trunk, saying goodbye to the circus for a life on the ocean, Nelly the elephant just couldn't understand why she was persecuted when trying to dock her pea green boat.

After years of relentless stalking, King of the Point decided it was time to
1. relocate to a small European fishing village
2. change his name (a little bit)
3. take out the appropriate Restraining Orders.....

sboardcrazy said...

Windxtasy said...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

I must be too young..? Never heard the song..

Here's the final version they settled on...

Shooting mountainous elephant loads with this poontang may result in unwanted berths.

bananalover said...

sboardcrazy said...

Windxtasy said...

Brilliant, Waterloo. Just brilliant.

I must be too young..? Never heard the song..

same here. I don't have a clue what UR talking 'bout

then there's the Fat Freddy version. "When you swim in the creek and get bit on the cheek, thats a Moray" ......

JayBee said...

Sign at a marina in the Azores.

Ithink it its just wrong that only elephants are not allowed to wear necklaces


good to see people are back in form . must be some good sessions lately