Ok time for the truth,these women were the only one's to reply to my internet dating ad(see below)
I'm old,my back is bent,my legs are bowed,I'm balding with a comb over,my sight is poor and my hearing fading,I have very few teeth left and bad breath,my knees crick when i walk,i suffer from flatulance and incontiance,my scotum drags on the ground,the last time i had an erection i black out,the genitals warts seem to be getting better or bigger not sure,i will put out on the first date ,would prefer young twins as my choice of partner however if your female and alive this is acceptable,if you have a little red wagon then i'm all yours as this would come in handy for my testicles,any chicks out there want to hook up??????????
I thought this might follow on nicely. I have blanked out the original caption so do your best guys.
