'AN Australian teenager has arrived home in Sydney after a spending two months in an Indonesian prison in drugs charges. The 14-year-old central coast boy touched down in Sydney from Bali this morning after being released by Indonesian officials last night. He arrived at 9.53am on a flight from Denpasar airport, but has yet to emerge from airport exits.'
After the Sydney Airport sniffer dogs had checked the plane and the arrivals hall they have been lying about all day munching on doggie chocolate treats and commenting on how white the ceiling looks.
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