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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
19 Oct 2010 12:06am
Important government announcement - eat five vege a day!

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
18 Oct 2010 10:19pm
German cooking program on SBS at 1:00am:

and after we put ze sausage in between ze buns, zen vee slip it in between zee lettuce leaves....
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
gazza gazza
WA, 647 posts
18 Oct 2010 10:24pm
who forgot to wash the lettuce leaves i think there a caterpillar crawling around near my fanny
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
gazza gazza
WA, 647 posts
18 Oct 2010 10:38pm
These iceberg lettuces are bloody cold
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
gazza gazza
WA, 647 posts
18 Oct 2010 10:40pm
Who stole the other half of my bread roll
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
19 Oct 2010 12:47am
"here is your meal sir"

"i'm sure i ordered a honey roll over and lettuce on top!"
Krisiz1
Krisiz1
WA
331 posts
Krisiz1 Krisiz1
WA, 331 posts
18 Oct 2010 10:48pm
Do you think she'd 'lettuce'?
tobyhodgso
tobyhodgso
WA
300 posts
tobyhodgso tobyhodgso
WA, 300 posts
19 Oct 2010 7:08am
"Lettuce be breast friends ?"
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
19 Oct 2010 9:18am
Nice Costume
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
19 Oct 2010 9:22am
Edible underwear for vegetarians.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 10:50am
After recent debate regarding her meat dress, Lady Gaga's new underwear has taken a vegetarian turn.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 10:55am
"Eat your greens!!!"

Farmers Union looks to other creative pastures to boost the sale of cabbage.

jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 10:56am
No thanks, Cabbage makes me fart.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 11:00am
Love to see that at my local Bunnings on a Saturday morning!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
19 Oct 2010 8:00am
don't you just hate flimsy barbecue plates
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14953 posts
19 Oct 2010 2:01pm
woud you like some mayo on your salad?
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 3:36pm
"Julie, I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but can you stop f***ing around with the vegetables, I am sure the cucumbers didn't mind, but I draw the line at pulling your Tampax out of my coleslaw!
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 3:39pm
Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
19 Oct 2010 4:19pm
jermaldan said...

Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...


But they are meant to go inside the bra...
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
19 Oct 2010 8:02pm
Helga's first day serving hot dogs at the Playboy mansion pool party went well until one guest decided to add his own sauce !
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
19 Oct 2010 9:35pm
Windxtasy said...

jermaldan said...

Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...


But they are meant to go inside the bra...


Blonde moment?
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
19 Oct 2010 10:15pm
"Homer Simpson, ..You were wrong!"





Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
19 Oct 2010 10:22pm
Did you hear about the Hot Blonde Chick?

.....went to the surgeon and asked for "breast in plants"




elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
19 Oct 2010 7:49pm
A bigger cabbage leaf was needed for her bikini bottom... to hide her penis
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
20 Oct 2010 1:48pm
There's always an upside to a plague of hungry locusts.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Oct 2010 11:24pm
"Why did the tomato blush?"

" 'cause it saw the salad dressing!"



After all these years I finally get that joke!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
22 Oct 2010 1:23am
there is no way that i am serving this to greenroom!



frant
frant
VIC
1230 posts
frant frant
VIC, 1230 posts
22 Oct 2010 9:02pm
Waterloo said...

Important government announcement - eat five vege a day!



Now I recall that the winner of caption competition#153 was something like "What happens when Lucretia spread too much fake tan between her thighs" On the same sort of theme....What happened when Spock plants his face.

AUS666
AUS666
89 posts
AUS666 AUS666
89 posts
22 Oct 2010 6:37pm
Help, I've lost the cucumber!
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
22 Oct 2010 11:18pm
No babe! No mater what you wear I wont eat you out!
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
jermaldan jermaldan
VIC, 1572 posts
22 Oct 2010 11:19pm
Yeah all this is nice.. but you still have a double chin.
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