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NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
24 Jun 2013 1:56am
Cow in Trouble ?!
I don't know if we've seen this before. Let me know if we have and I'll post another.
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
24 Jun 2013 4:27am
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
24 Jun 2013 4:41am



Ok I just need a few details for your arrest sheet.

"Name?"

"Buttercup"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
24 Jun 2013 7:04am
Failed Nursie impersonator
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Jun 2013 9:11am
Got Milk

LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
LeStef LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
24 Jun 2013 10:01am
Ok Buttercup, we are going to run a small test to see if you are permeate free.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
24 Jun 2013 1:28pm
My underpants fit like a glove.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
24 Jun 2013 3:13pm
C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
24 Jun 2013 3:25pm
sausage said..

C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!


Not me, I let some udder person do the cheesy puns...

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23645 posts
24 Jun 2013 1:26pm

lotofwind said..


"Now why is it OK when SHE does it, but it when I DRESS UP IT IS WEIIRRRD and I get arrested?????
Answer me that huh?? Well Lotofwind will come bail me out of here anyway cos he will miss me, he has nothing else in life. When he gets here you cops will be sorry, you'll see..."
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Jun 2013 3:29pm
^^^Ha ha ha,,,,,but that was udderly ridiculous.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12871 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12871 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:36pm
Warning!!! Don't fall for the online cure for penis envy, look what happened to me.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:43pm
How now brown cow ?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:47pm
Later on Today Tonight we reveal how Coles manages to sell milk for $2

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:50pm


After Kevin Rudd failed to challenge the ALP's last hope was to install Moe as PM

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
24 Jun 2013 8:22pm
Black Angus
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23645 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23645 posts
24 Jun 2013 7:12pm
I not a cow y'all .......... I'm a bull with 4 d1cks.

greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
24 Jun 2013 11:30pm
#aflfootyshow #traceygrimshaw........run for cover!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
24 Jun 2013 10:44pm
Where chocolate milk comes from:


hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
25 Jun 2013 12:41pm
^^ lm not going to ask about strawberry flavour then
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
25 Jun 2013 4:24pm




STONER DRUG MULE
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
25 Jun 2013 5:47pm
Stuthepirate said..
Black Angus


You mean black Agnes.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
25 Jun 2013 5:50pm


Hey man!.. I don't usually dress like dis but it helps keep da cows calm when I do da artificial insemintion program.

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
25 Jun 2013 5:52pm
I even got an offer from da bull I did.
Tempting too it was.
I nearly tookim up on it.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
25 Jun 2013 8:56pm






"I can't wait until Seabreeze gets the fishing forum and I can ditch this cowmouflage..."
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
25 Jun 2013 8:42pm
Ain't nobody got time for that
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
25 Jun 2013 9:16pm
It turns out that the little dog did not laugh to see such sport...he was an undercover cop...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
25 Jun 2013 10:04pm




Daisy Hasslehoof was finally knicked after her flagrant disregard for the speed limit at West Kirby...
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
26 Jun 2013 2:56pm
Lotofwind found Brokeback Mountain so appealing that he decided he would run away to be a cowboy.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
26 Jun 2013 2:31pm


Cow in Trouble

Caught with 15kg of grass, claiming it was for personal use...



PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
27 Jun 2013 10:46am


Police- "Yeah, we found this one wandering around Central Park at 3 am. Says her name is Daisy. I said jump in the car it's cold out. She said, "You're not bloody wrong, I'm f#@king friesian".


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