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CC318 - Merry Christmas!
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Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
17 Dec 2013 11:01am
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MikeyS
VIC
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MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
17 Dec 2013 3:01pm
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So that's why they call him Saint Nickerless
sausage
QLD
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sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
17 Dec 2013 2:07pm
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Thong wearing Santa.... Must be Australian.
Haggar
QLD
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Haggar
QLD, 1670 posts
17 Dec 2013 2:28pm
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Dori says "That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
......... and every 5 minutes Dori says
"That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
climber
NSW
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climber
NSW, 1125 posts
17 Dec 2013 3:38pm
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That would be "Santa's Stocking"
Bondalucci
VIC
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Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
17 Dec 2013 6:38pm
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Santa had no choice but to bury his nose in the fresh scent of the Pine tree,
because that frickin' gold fish kept on farting!
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23649 posts
17 Dec 2013 5:28pm
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If you had chillblains on your cheeks from 40,000km in one night on a cold sleigh seat, you'd go for comfort rather than conventional too
Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
17 Dec 2013 8:11pm
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Looks like Mrs Claus is on the naughty list this X-mas
terminal
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terminal
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17 Dec 2013 6:51pm
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Santa stripagram - Ho!
FormulaNova
WA
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FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
17 Dec 2013 7:14pm
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Hey don't laugh. You would be dressing a bit like this too if you had one long night of beer and cookies.
FormulaNova
WA
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FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
17 Dec 2013 7:15pm
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Stockings, socks, and more stockings! All Santa wanted was a pair of cumfy briefs!
Bondalucci
VIC
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Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
17 Dec 2013 11:29pm
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John340
QLD
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John340
QLD, 3410 posts
17 Dec 2013 11:53pm
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Windxtasy said...
[br]
What's Christmas come to when we can't rely on a decent Santa crack at the Chimney anymore!
Chris6791
WA
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Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
18 Dec 2013 3:10am
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Whilst Santa has coming down the chimney down pat, coming out the closet requires something stronger than milk left on the mantelpiece.
Kazza
TAS
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Kazza
TAS, 2344 posts
18 Dec 2013 9:39am
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Bondalucci said..
I like it!!
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Dec 2013 8:46am
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Meanwhile at the strip club, Mercedes realizes theres been a mix up....
hamburglar
ACT
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hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
18 Dec 2013 3:35pm
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As tony decided to tax everything to reduce the deficit Santa hit a new low and was forced to smuggle crack to supplement his in come
albers
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
18 Dec 2013 4:31pm
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pweedas
WA
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pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
18 Dec 2013 4:38pm
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Oh noooooooo! A Great White! And here's me trapped in a gold fish bowl. Heeeeelp!
albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
18 Dec 2013 7:46pm
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NotWal
QLD
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NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
18 Dec 2013 9:52pm
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Thanta goeth caroling.
(Carolth are Chrithmath thongs.)
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
19 Dec 2013 9:35am
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Oooh! I hope it's that inflatable goldfish doll I asked for!
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Dec 2013 10:13am
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My Lone Ranger mask ! So thats where it got to....Santa you Bastard !!!
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
22 Dec 2013 9:52am
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Last call for entries!
I'll call it tonight.
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
22 Dec 2013 10:30pm
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Mikey S led from the front but was just pipped at the post by Richie's lateral thinking. I hope Santa got his knickers back!
Over to you Richie...,
Richiefish
QLD
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Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
23 Dec 2013 9:34pm
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Righto then.
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