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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:35am
Not sure if this has been used before, but good luck...



Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:12am
Stewie volunteered for whale rescue training, but when he saw the calibre of the other volunteers, he volunteered to be the whale...



After removing nearby sharp objects, such as shells, attempt to place the whale on its belly.


Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
25 Apr 2013 1:45pm
Elvis lives!
That guys in for sure.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
25 Apr 2013 1:48pm




Stevo thought it felt funny when he sat down. He never noticed, but apparently he was sitting on their friend Samantha.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
25 Apr 2013 2:44pm




I think we'll have to wait for high tide and float him off!

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
25 Apr 2013 5:23pm
"...at Ikea we stress test all our furniture..."

Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
25 Apr 2013 4:25pm
What fat guy?
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
25 Apr 2013 4:33pm



Its ANZAC Day, and you WILL go to the ANZAC service!




decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12872 posts
25 Apr 2013 7:31pm
This is one pic that really does need a kite attached, about 25metre should do it.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:34pm
Get up fatty
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:35pm
Save the whales.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:41pm
OMG, he split his pants!
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:45pm
"I hope I don't see his weiner'

"I doubt it, all I can see here is fat, I can't even see his arse crack"


Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:47pm
"Why do skinny chicks keep hassling me?"
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
25 Apr 2013 8:00pm



Hey buddy, cough up our beachball or we steal your esky.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
25 Apr 2013 8:02pm



Jacko used to take his sisters to the beach in case the icecream van came around and he couldn't make it in time.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
25 Apr 2013 8:04pm



After attending a dating workshop, Trev had no problem attracting women and always had them hanging off him.



theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:10pm




C'MON theDoctor LETS GO FOR A SWIM...!!!!

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:15pm



The most difficult thing about being a Sumo wrestler is all the groupies that hang off you.


hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:46pm




"Come on KOTP lets go, one more up the dune and back
and for god sake tuck in your a$$ crack"



Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:49pm
Johnno took his work seriously and wasn't about to give up his World Title in Musical Chairs that easily



Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
26 Apr 2013 2:34am
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
26 Apr 2013 7:43am
Mr. No-one said...
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

^
^
^.......ahh, alright then! but this time I get to go on top!
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
26 Apr 2013 8:47am


It's times like these when the added propulsion from a couple of farts makes the job just that extra bit easier.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
26 Apr 2013 9:58am



Although thankful to still be alive after that tragic explosion in the Antarctic tore his body to within an inch of his life, Hubert couldn't help but wonder what might have been if the doctors had access to something other than an elephant seal as a donor...

wave knave
wave knave
306 posts
wave knave wave knave
306 posts
26 Apr 2013 10:42am



come on poor relative, seabreeze needs you!
youre never going to get as many posts as mark_australia by sitting there!

climber
climber
NSW
1125 posts
climber climber
NSW, 1125 posts
26 Apr 2013 2:02pm
Mobydisc said...
OMG, he split his pants!


ohhhhhhh you said split....geez it thought you said sh...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
26 Apr 2013 1:52pm
wave knave said...



come on poor relative, seabreeze needs you!
youre never going to get as many posts as mark_australia by sitting there!




and I am way behind 62mac and doggie in posts, cos I spend too much time with girls like those two.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Apr 2013 6:49pm
^^^^I thought that was you...lol

Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
26 Apr 2013 11:33pm
Bondalucci said...
Mr. No-one said...
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

^
^
^.......ahh, alright then! but this time I get to go on top!



Nice one, we'll call it a Team Bondy effort, I've got the same name.

Also has anyone noticed disappearing green thumbs lately? Thumbs up I've given and seen are gone and have for a few CC lately, could someone be handing out red thumbs to win a CC, I know this is a prestigious event with rumours of some taking humour enhancing drugs but red thumbs?
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
27 Apr 2013 8:40am
Mr. No-one said...
Bondalucci said...
Mr. No-one said...
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

^
^
^.......ahh, alright then! but this time I get to go on top!



Nice one, we'll call it a Team Bondy effort, I've got the same name.

Also has anyone noticed disappearing green thumbs lately? Thumbs up I've given and seen are gone and have for a few CC lately, could someone be handing out red thumbs to win a CC, I know this is a prestigious event with rumours of some taking humour enhancing drugs but red thumbs?


Could be a consequence of my post - "The First Caption Comp - Red Thumb Mania"!
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