On the good ship Natalia, you really should have seen us, our figurehead was a ...

Always keen to test his theory of water displacement, the astute Captain Archimedes new that by throwing Bertha over board,



...he just might be able to re-float the boat.

S.A Shark Spotting Charter

"Are you sure this is the best place to view the sharks??"

MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNNNN

Natalia feared the Japanese fleet.

Update on macroscien electric boat tests



"Paddle harder darl. We're still only doing half a knot."

the dolphin, was unimpressed

The starving crew of the Natalia were taken to hospital after a fight broke out over 'disappearing' rations.

"Damn, I still can't quite get the hang of this kiting caper!"

Carantoc said...
Abbott's latest policy to slow the boats down whilst combating the obesity epidemic has drawn sharp criticism from indian ocean dolphins

But he did find a new role for Amanda Vanstone.

"...... Drive her up onto the Slip Ahab , I've got the heavy duty roller sorted mate"

Time to call it !

Whilst I really like the 'wrongness' of Elmo's 'bike rack' comment, thepup's 'heavy duty roller' spray and Waterloo's 'whale watching' commentary, I would hate to think of my Aunty discovering this pic of her on Seabreeze and those nasty things you all said about her.

So I award the prize to Carantoc for turning a caption into a political headline worthy of discussion on Q&A. .

Pics like this prove to our wives and girls that we only spend all day on Seabreeze for the articles.

Thanks for all the entries and I hope the wind blows everyone's way for the rest of summer.

Over to you Carantoc !