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sausage
sausage
QLD
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3 Apr 2013 11:17am




KA360
KA360
NSW
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NSW, 803 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:43pm








Young Sabastian Vettle shortly after diving to musical chairs victory at his little sisters birthday party.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:12pm
Veronica was cute, but Hamish realized that this chair sniffing caper was going to have its drawbacks
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:19pm





Little Johnny was anal retentive and refused to give a stool sample...


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
3 Apr 2013 10:26am
In an attempt to reduce waste in the school system, we show surgeons about to attempt an amputation and reattachment of Johnny's head.




Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:31pm
rissoles new seat harness wasn't working out to good.
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:45pm
I am a dalek. I am a dalek.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:45pm
Another case of boosting to close to the spectators (mum)
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:51pm
The element of danger never left Troy Buswell so he never out grew his desire
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:13pm
It's a windsurfing forum. Go on twitter if you have nothing better to post than Caption Comps!

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:58pm
Another horrific example of the dangers of school and why we need to ban chairs with holes in them
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
3 Apr 2013 5:40pm


thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
3 Apr 2013 5:45pm





" Jesus kid - what were you thinking of when you Kited into the Windy's Christmas Party at Lanno Back Beach "
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
3 Apr 2013 7:37pm
Costume night disasters # 37


Spider Costume - required elements - eight legs and hard exoskeleton - check.
Escape route? FAIL

Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
3 Apr 2013 10:47pm
When the School SRC President told young Andy that if he "wanted to air his concerns, he would have to "speak through the chair"...




...he had no idea that Andy was an asperger's boy.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:23pm



Another planking tragedy.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:24pm


"But I just wanted to enter the football team !"
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
3 Apr 2013 10:32pm
the costume department for the school play "ironman" were finding the work challenging with limited resources.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
3 Apr 2013 8:34pm
Aren't you supposed to be cutting the chair?
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:34pm
A Current Affair- (Sensationalised) Headlines for tomorrow night.

"Another example of how fast the obesity rate of kids is rising rapidly out of control in Australia.
5 minutes ago, this kid easily slipped his head into this chair,,,,,,,and now...."
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
3 Apr 2013 9:31pm
honest, I went through feet first
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:15pm
You'ld think Troy Buswell would have learnt his lesson as a kid but he still sniffs seats.





Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:50pm
Mr. No-one said...
You'ld think Troy Buswell would have learnt his lesson as a kid but he still sniffs seats.



www.theaustralian.com.au/nocookies?a=A.flavipes

You don't have to be bright to be a politician over here. Or anywhere really...
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
4 Apr 2013 7:15am
I just suggested to Sally that "She'd look HOT in a wet suit"

then POW and I wake up like this
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
4 Apr 2013 7:51am


Incident Report No 237

At approximately 9.10pm on Monday Safety Sam, just two days on site and fresh out of a 2 week H&S course, entered the Wet Mess dressed in this high viz shirt and suggested to B shift he would be asking them all to blow into the bag the following morning.

Approximately 2 hours later Robert Cue-Ball (Workshop Supervisor) found Safety Sam behind D block.

Cue-ball assisted Safety Sam over to the medic's room where Mary (Medic), already dressed in her white overalls, removed the broom stick.

Mary then found Sam a spare pair of ill-fitting jeans. The where-abouts of his original trousers and underpants remain unknown.

At approximately 11.30pm further assistance was called from Gramps (Camp Janitor) who began to remove the chair from Sam's head.

At this point Sue (Camp Manager) was awoken by the commotion and attended dressed only in her pyjamas.

At approximately 11.43pm Safety Sam stopped the chair removal process, to request a hazard observation card be completed. Safety Sam commented that he had been conducting a Behavioural Obs and that Gramps had failed to conduct a pre-start check on the hacksaw.

It was at this point the clip-board became wedged in Safety Sam's mouth.



elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
4 Apr 2013 8:13am
We was just playing WWE
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
4 Apr 2013 11:50am
Mr. No-one said...
It's a windsurfing forum. Go on twitter if you have nothing better to post than Caption Comps!




Slightly ironic is the number of green thumbs on this.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
4 Apr 2013 3:35pm



Since banning the cane, the Education Department introduced the Chair of Shame. Unfortunatly it never came with instructions...

"I'll have to trim a touch more of his shoulder blade to get it to fit"

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
4 Apr 2013 1:02pm
da vecta said...
Mr. No-one said...
It's a windsurfing forum. Go on twitter if you have nothing better to post than Caption Comps!




Slightly ironic is the number of green thumbs on this.


I'm not sure if you are joking or not, but I green thumbed it because it is a joke referring to the previous, or previous previous caption comp.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
4 Apr 2013 6:57pm
^^ After Da Vecta got his head free from the chair he could read the previous caption comps "ahhhhh I get it... "
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
4 Apr 2013 8:07pm
Bucket seat at the front, bench seat at the back
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