Act 1, Scene 1.
Players: Self (S), Wife (W), 21 y.o. daughter (D)

S: I Think I'll go look at a mast at "site sponsor" (Hi Sam)

W: Sooooooo...you are just going to LOOK??

S: Well, i may need to try it out

W: How much?

S: About $360

D: This windsurfing is an expensive hobby!

S: So...relative to you two, how much, in last 12 months, have I spent on make-up, product, hair, bags & shoes????

Big silence

several minutes later....

W: So why do you need to take your sail bag & all your GEAR, just to LOOK at a mast

S: You have to individually fit a mast to a sail....[blank looks]...OK, would you buy a dress from a picture, or go to a shop & try it on at least 3 times

[more silence]

gotta go....have a date appointment with MY chiropractor

shudder

I got this story direct from Pete, still makes me laugh.
Lots of subtlies in there as well

.....and some people think I say and do some stupid things

Richiefish said...

elmo said...

.....and some people think I say and do some stupid things

NO WAY !!! your body and your brain are just a bit out of sync !..

Out of sync? they're that far out of whack that they're generally in totally different time zones.

Pete's efforts are very impressive, HUGE respect for going down that particular path of masochism

think of all the extra gear you could buy if you try the htfu method of well being...