Are poleys stronger than kiters ?

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waveslave
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17 Dec 2010 10:50pm
I reckon poleys are stronger from lifting all that heavy, clunky gear.
Kiters are weak.
Troppo
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17 Dec 2010 11:25pm
waveslave said...

I reckon poleys are stronger from lifting all that heavy, clunky gear.
Kiters are weak.


we can drink more too, get hotter chicks, make more money and have more fun.

now go to bed little one the grown ups are trying to talk
hoop
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17 Dec 2010 11:27pm
Slave is a stupid ****. Who agrees?
Pugwash
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17 Dec 2010 11:31pm
waveslave said...

Kiters are weak.


OK. Thanks for the head up...
elmo
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17 Dec 2010 11:41pm
5 Days till holidays woo hoo
ikw777
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18 Dec 2010 8:40am
elmo said...

5 Days till holidays woo hoo


What are your holiday plans elmo? I'm heading down to NZ - hoping for a sail in Christchurch.
ka43
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18 Dec 2010 11:28am
Your all wrong, kiters like Slave have much stronger forearms due to all the pulling he does.
Oh sorry, you actually meant like sporty stuff
king of the point
king of the point
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18 Dec 2010 9:17am
Freak ........Are polyes and kiters strong enough to put up with your posts

Now go out to your shed and untangle one of your dangles

Ps watch out for cars

elmo
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18 Dec 2010 12:14pm
ikw777 said...

elmo said...

5 Days till holidays woo hoo


What are your holiday plans elmo? I'm heading down to NZ - hoping for a sail in Christchurch.



Nah just slumming it around home with the family

I predict I'll still be getting called back to work though
Richiefish
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18 Dec 2010 3:01pm


sboardcrazy
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18 Dec 2010 4:47pm
Boy the fish are biting well at the moment...
flipper4444
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18 Dec 2010 6:01pm
yes we are stronger, but you kiters have more women to pick from who are single in your sport wich sucks for us.. for some reason women shy away from windsurfing, and when they see all the colourfull kites at the beach they allways say in a girly voice '' i want to try kiting '' so windsurfing is kind of ****y, but hey i love windsurfing, i wont try kiting even if you paid me son please dont call me and my windsurf buddys pooofs waveslave
ikw777
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18 Dec 2010 7:11pm
sboardcrazy said...

Boy the fish are biting well at the moment...


... or maybe stealing the thread...
sausage
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18 Dec 2010 8:05pm
Are poleys stronger than kiters ?
Maybe not stronger but definitely smarter
Mr. No-one
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18 Dec 2010 8:27pm
Richiefish said...





Why isn't he waving?

If your gunna be dumb, you gotta be tough,.........kiters are stronger.
waveslave
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18 Dec 2010 9:58pm
flipper4444 said...
for some reason women shy away from windsurfing, and when they see all the colourfull kites at the beach they allways say in a girly voice '' i want to try kiting ''






Flip,
Chics don't sail cause the gear is too cumbersome and gay.
Chics dig surfing and kiting.

Al Planet
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19 Dec 2010 12:22pm
Things bogan chicks love #57 Kiteboarders
Things bogan chicks love #10391 Windsurfing

WINDY MILLER
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19 Dec 2010 9:30am
633 reads

only another 367 before you crack open the Kleenex.
graceman
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19 Dec 2010 10:39am
Says it all really

albers
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19 Dec 2010 2:43pm
graceman said...

Says it all really




Isn't this picture from the latest Virgin Airlines marketing campaign which features "the boss"?
theDoctor
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19 Dec 2010 8:57pm

while kiting is awesome, it does tend to atract the tosser brigade

...as that photo of kingdick will attest.

kiters are more soft around the middle
windsurfers are way stronger

find the most raved about kitesurf flick

then compare it to windsurf movie II

theres all the evidence you eed for your answer right there
westhammer
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19 Dec 2010 8:32pm
Why so much Hate slave?????you was one of da best pole vaulters around once,,,,full over vert,,,yaz just a wind up ,Surely,,,can ya still do it,,,seriously man how can you lose da love!!!mix it up ,do it all ,,to much confusion,,brother against brother,learn to live with one and other.
king of the point
king of the point
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19 Dec 2010 9:01pm
I agree with west hammer you popped da pole end over end ,WHATS happened now you have found kiting ,may be you should get back out there with da boys and bring back da you know its never to late to re convert .....but then i guess when you ve had that procedure theres no going back.



westhammer
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19 Dec 2010 9:27pm
Nice one Ronnie,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
flipper4444
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20 Dec 2010 12:33am
waveslave your girl friend looks sexy yummmmy yummmmmmmy yummmmmmmmmy love your pic
westhammer
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19 Dec 2010 9:53pm
Go back to being a reble Flippppppppppppppppppppppppp,,,,,,you wassssssssssssss gooddddddddddddd,,,,,yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ccccccccccccccccnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
king of the point
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19 Dec 2010 10:50pm


pierrec45
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20 Dec 2010 2:05am
waveslave said...

I reckon poleys are stronger from lifting all that heavy, clunky gear.
Kiters are weak.

It's quite simple: kiters are hooked throughout and don't break a sweat.
They come back to shore having the same energy as when they left.
That doesn't make windsurfers stronger.

Looks like the real sport is in sorting out the lines (which from afar seems to be some sort of a same-sex foreplay ritual...).
barn
barn
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20 Dec 2010 7:55am
more importantly who would win in a fight, using the respective boards as weapons?
hrrr drrrr


I have no time to discuss, its windy..
waveslave
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20 Dec 2010 10:18am
flipper4444 said...

waveslave your girl friend looks sexy yummmmy yummmmmmmy yummmmmmmmmy love your pic






Here's another one, Flip. ^^^
Pugwash
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20 Dec 2010 10:32am
Here is one of 'slave:

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