paulsmyth said... 
Three guys have been going to the same surfing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Nick's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Nick's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the two guys get to the surfing site only to find Nick in the water about to move up his board, nice sets coming through and a huge smile on his face.
"Sh!t Nick, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since early morning.
I was sitting in my chair at home and the wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
SO HERE I AM!!!
Bit of plageurism there but .....
