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monzy
monzy
QLD
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QLD, 32 posts
20 May 2013 8:46pm
You know your getting old when.....

You start riding a longboard....just kidding!

Played 9's AFL tonight, which is non-contact, running out on my own when my hamstring goes ping - I've been hit by a sniper! There goes the old hamstring. Our team has just finished our 5th week of playing and we have averaged 1-2 injuries per week. Getting old!

How are you getting old?

62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
20 May 2013 6:55pm
monzy said..

You know your getting old when.....

You start riding a longboard....just kidding!

Played 9's AFL tonight, which is non-contact, running out on my own when my hamstring goes ping - I've been hit by a sniper! There goes the old hamstring. Our team has just finished our 5th week of playing and we have averaged 1-2 injuries per week. Getting old!

How are you getting old?



Mate I'm stronger now than I was 30 years ago,going good real goodsorry to hear about your hammy how long you out.
obct
obct
NSW
3487 posts
NSW, 3487 posts
20 May 2013 8:57pm
You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart

62mac
62mac
WA
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WA, 24860 posts
20 May 2013 6:59pm
obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart



hahaha classic mate
monzy
monzy
QLD
32 posts
QLD, 32 posts
20 May 2013 9:02pm
Off work tomorrow to get it looked at and assessed. I work a physical job that does not allow me to carry an injury, so i need to have it recover asap. I am going to ice it as much as I can tonight and hopefully it minimises damage. I am needing it to be right by Sunday as I have plans to travel up to the Tully River for a few days of fun. Yep....getting old!
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
20 May 2013 7:05pm
obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart



no mate - when ya can't crack a fat ya goooooooone ..... the bone of lerve is an essential
weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
20 May 2013 9:09pm
thePup said..

obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart



no mate - when ya can't crack a fat ya goooooooone ..... the bone of lerve is an essential


+1 why bother living
monzy
monzy
QLD
32 posts
QLD, 32 posts
20 May 2013 9:12pm
This what I am looking forward to when I get really old....



weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
20 May 2013 9:22pm
GOLD ...Monzy
Indodreaming
Indodreaming
379 posts
379 posts
20 May 2013 7:22pm
enni meani minni mo
how would you choose for the night
vanders1
vanders1
QLD
3809 posts
QLD, 3809 posts
20 May 2013 9:26pm
When you've got more hair growing out of your nose & ears than on your head.
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
20 May 2013 7:28pm
vanders1 said..

When you've got more hair growing out of your nose & ears than on your head.


weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
20 May 2013 9:33pm
you know when your getting old when

your wife says lets go upstairs and have sex

and you say ..i can't do both


when you wake up looking like your drivers licence photo


when you and your teeth stop sleeping together
weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
20 May 2013 9:49pm


this morning when i went to push the lid up on the big skip with a 4"x2" and it comes back down and drives you in the head Feckn DH
but worst of all is the stupid black-eye sayings i have to put up with.. you should see the other guy
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
20 May 2013 7:53pm
Geez mate what the fark are you doing to that handsome moosh bloody ouch
stuk
stuk
NSW
894 posts
NSW, 894 posts
20 May 2013 9:58pm
obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart



Or the leakage trickle down the leg after a piss
dotcomdotau
dotcomdotau
WA
505 posts
WA, 505 posts
20 May 2013 8:27pm
weiry said..



this morning when i went to push the lid up on the big skip with a 4"x2" and it comes back down and drives you in the head Feckn DH
but worst of all is the stupid black-eye sayings i have to put up with.. you should see the other guy


Strewth mate, damn lucky it wasn't an eye ..... Must be your agility, obviously you're not THAT old
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
20 May 2013 10:39pm
stuk said..

obct said..

You know you're getting old when you can no longer place any trust in a fart



Or the leakage trickle down the leg after a piss


Stop it.
weiry
weiry
QLD
5396 posts
QLD, 5396 posts
20 May 2013 10:58pm
true Dotcom
AnthonyG
AnthonyG
259 posts
259 posts
21 May 2013 10:42am
The bus driver asks if you have a pension card. Strangers you chat with call you 'Sir'. The surf is 6' and pumping, but you can't make it through the shorebreak. You no longer say your "going for a paddle", but say your "going for a float". You don't want to catch a wave, as that means you'll have to paddle back out again.Your favorite surf movies are all dated pre 1980. Your shortboard is 7'6". Your favorite surfer is Barry Kanaiaupuni.
Daneli
Daneli
QLD
1538 posts
QLD, 1538 posts
21 May 2013 1:18pm
you need the wifes glasses to read the menu at a restaurant
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
21 May 2013 11:29am
Daneli said..

you need the wifes glasses to read the menu at a restaurant


worse when you need a man bag to carry them in
Cuttlefish
Cuttlefish
QLD
1333 posts
QLD, 1333 posts
21 May 2013 5:05pm
When you think "Old guys rule" t-shirts are for all those young whipper snappers that ride them new fangled 9' shortboards.
Tux
Tux
VIC
3829 posts
Tux Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
22 May 2013 11:16am
You know your old when you start posting in the Seabreeze longboard forum

You know your really old when you start pimping Mct boards beacuse thats the only brand you can remember...
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
22 May 2013 9:40am
Very Nasty Tux
Tassiedevel
Tassiedevel
TAS
2249 posts
TAS, 2249 posts
22 May 2013 11:47am
Tux said..

You know your old when you start posting in the Seabreeze longboard forum

You know your really old when you start pimping Mct boards beacuse thats the only brand you can remember...


Haha , funny .

I reckon I knew I was old when I caught the best wave of the weekend , did my back in mid ride and had trouble getting the board off the beach and back to the car

I also realized recently that I am almost old enough to compete in the Masters class , now that's old !!
Tux
Tux
VIC
3829 posts
Tux Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
22 May 2013 11:56am
62mac said..
Very Nasty Tux


Sorry bro...I'll make it up to you over dinner at 4:30...I take it you'll be having the soup as well?
MichaelR
MichaelR
NSW
862 posts
NSW, 862 posts
22 May 2013 6:32pm
You know you're old when you see a scantily clad woman and ask yourself, "do you think she's warm enough?"

Never walk past a toilet, never wast a hard on and never trust a fart.
default
default
WA
1255 posts
WA, 1255 posts
22 May 2013 4:42pm
getting grey hair

but apparently the chicks dig it..?
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
22 May 2013 5:53pm
default said..

getting grey hair

but apparently the chicks dig it..?


its not working for me
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
22 May 2013 8:18pm
MichaelR said..

You know you're old when you see a scantily clad woman and ask yourself, "do you think she's warm enough?"

Never walk past a toilet, never wast a hard on and never trust a fart.


Where the Hell is the MR photo trip thread?

Hope you having a blast on yr trip MR - we miss you in these parts
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