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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
9 Jul 2015 3:01pm
Good to see it finally underway. Looks like Australia got off to a good start then fell apart. Good to see MJ back to his best
Tux
Tux
VIC
3829 posts
Tux Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
9 Jul 2015 4:40pm
I reiterate Pups earlier cursing of Brad Haddin and his butter fingers...****ing MJ needs to go to plan B on decks as lifeless as one of Cobra's dates
chrispy
chrispy
WA
9675 posts
WA, 9675 posts
9 Jul 2015 2:52pm
Tux said...
I reiterate Pups earlier cursing of Brad Haddin and his butter fingers...****ing MJ needs to go to plan B on decks as lifeless as one of Cobra's dates


Boom
Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
QLD, 21982 posts
9 Jul 2015 5:17pm
Who gives a fk,today is all about the absolute flogging Queensland gave those poor sorry sad Blues last night.

A game that should shut those smart arse cocky Blues players up for a very long time.

The only ashes I see today are those of the blue kind who were well and truly burnt last night.


Now carry on with your Ashes thread
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
9 Jul 2015 4:07pm
Haddin is a spud who is cooked geez even Rhoda Rottenbox would have snaffled that offering half asleep at some dingy Techno bar it does not look good so far losing the big Queenslander is going to hurt bad
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
9 Jul 2015 5:36pm
Macaha said...
Who gives a fk,today is all about the absolute flogging Queensland gave those poor sorry sad Blues last night.

A game that should shut those smart arse cocky Blues players up for a very long time.

The only ashes I see today are those of the blue kind who were well and truly burnt last night.


Now carry on with your Ashes thread


It's old news.
Move on
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
9 Jul 2015 5:48pm

NewScotty said..



It's old news.
Move on


Scotty mate - the most talented thing for NSW out there last night was Erin Molan and by a farken long way
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
9 Jul 2015 6:20pm
Macaha said..
Who gives a fk,today is all about the absolute flogging Queensland gave those poor sorry sad Blues last night.

A game that should shut those smart arse cocky Blues players up for a very long time.

The only ashes I see today are those of the blue kind who were well and truly burnt last night.


Now carry on with your Ashes thread


BOOM


Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
9 Jul 2015 6:23pm
I'm just waiting on Ted's Ashes predictions.


Folks they are priceless
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
9 Jul 2015 7:13pm
Cobra said...
I'm just waiting on Ted's Ashes predictions.


Folks they are priceless


I recall he goes for the poms - not us
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
9 Jul 2015 9:57pm
Cobra - like I normally say MJ is an over rated hoax. Plays well occasionally but has about as much consistency as your local waves
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
9 Jul 2015 8:01pm
Ted the Kiwi said..
Cobra - like I normally say MJ is an over rated hoax. Plays well occasionally but has about as much consistency as your local waves


least i have a local
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
9 Jul 2015 8:02pm
NewScotty said..

Cobra said...
I'm just waiting on Ted's Ashes predictions.


Folks they are priceless



I recall he goes for the poms - not us


scotty he is a pom
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
9 Jul 2015 11:36pm
Look I will be barracking for the Poms for sure Australia should win with Steve Smith and Mitch Stark the game winners. Warner will chip in with 3 centuries and Rogers a healthy average in the mid forties. Ryan Harris a loss. The Duke ball and greasy conditions should favour England. Realistically though the Aussies have a much better team on paper.

Early banter in the tabloids and the crowd





NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
2350 posts
10 Jul 2015 7:17am
How did we end up at stumps?
Salty Sea Dog
Salty Sea Dog
VIC
346 posts
VIC, 346 posts
10 Jul 2015 12:54pm
He bowls to the left.
He bowls the riiiiiiiight.
That Mitchel Johnson, his bowling is............
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
10 Jul 2015 4:27pm
i can see where this thread is heading

with Ted at the helm of the good ship slag the australians.

as i sit on the Aussie dock and watch the slag the Australias boat being loaded with sheep and think its funny how these sheep follow the kiwi captan into the back stalls where they get a right old shafting and not know it.



Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
10 Jul 2015 4:30pm
BTW Lacey loves cricket
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
10 Jul 2015 8:08pm
Farken hell Haddin is a limp Turnip
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
10 Jul 2015 8:19pm
thePup said..
Farken hell Haddin is a limp Turnip


be carful folks this is Ted's other login
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
10 Jul 2015 8:35pm
Mate it's only 3 days in & we look bloody shot
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
12 Jul 2015 7:52am
And by the 4th you were . Long way to go though. As Australia hold the Urn this really just squares things up now.
Salty Sea Dog
Salty Sea Dog
VIC
346 posts
VIC, 346 posts
13 Jul 2015 9:15am
Lords is far more suited to the Australian's. Cardiff was a lifeless pitch, so come Lords I expect the Aussie's to win and win well, just so long as the weather doesn't become England's 12th man.

At 1 all, we'll then see who has the minerals.

Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
13 Jul 2015 10:25am
had to laugh at one of the aussie pace attack digging one in short

it just p00fed up into the air and sat there waiting to be smashed to the shortest of boundaries.


Sh!tty soft pom pitches with that fark"n duke ball.

our pace guys will always struggle on those soft pitches and never get enough time with the duke.

wish we had Pigeon still bowling line & length line & length with a little leg cutter at lords.
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
13 Jul 2015 10:29am
i heard we were like five wickets for 60 runs at one stage. glad i didn't lose sleep for that
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
QLD, 19804 posts
13 Jul 2015 1:32pm
Can someone explain how a kiwi starts a ashes topic,
, goes for the poms and nobody does anything about it.

sad state of affairs.





Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
QLD, 21982 posts
13 Jul 2015 1:55pm
laceys lane said..
Can someone explain how a kiwi starts a ashes topic,
, goes for the poms and nobody does anything about it.

sad state of affairs.







Sounds like a guy I know,has an epic surf on a new board then sells it,re orders another one fmd
thePup
thePup
13831 posts
13831 posts
13 Jul 2015 12:31pm
PPPPPPPffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
13 Jul 2015 2:40pm
Macaha said..

laceys lane said..
Can someone explain how a kiwi starts a ashes topic,
, goes for the poms and nobody does anything about it.

sad state of affairs.








Sounds like a guy I know,has an epic surf on a new board then sells it,re orders another one fmd


might be the same guy that bags me
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
QLD, 19804 posts
13 Jul 2015 5:58pm
This could be anyone' pinnacle mac' couldnt it

V knows what he wants
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
14256 posts
NSW, 14256 posts
13 Jul 2015 6:49pm
This is an Ashes thread fellas - keep your squabbling on boards to the other 500 threads still alive on the same topic
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