Seriously they believed this.....

So what have you blamed your better half for.





Train shunter had the spaghetti marijuana
The Daily Telegraph April 17, 2012 12:00AM
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A SENIOR train shunter sacked over a positive drug test has been reinstated after an appeal found he accidentally ate cannabis in pasta sauce, thinking it was "herbs".

Robert Dickson accidentally ate cannabis after his partner Megan Bailey accidentally chopped herbs on the same kitchen bench where she rolled marijuana cigarettes as she prepared food, Transport Appeal Board Commissioner David Ritchie ruled.

Mr Dickson, who has worked for Railcorp since 1984, said his partner kept a very "messy" kitchen.

Ms Bailey was "smoking and preparing her cannabis and preparing the sauce for the pasta". She smoked up to 15 cones of cannabis a day, Mr Dickson told the tribunal.

Mr Dickson tested positive to cannabis on April 18 last year in a urine sample after returning from two weeks leave. The urine test occurred two days after the pasta meal.

He was sacked on November 11 last year after the positive test but has been reinstated.

mmm

i take the blame for everything. my life is far happier that way. i know when she has screwed up and, she loves me more for saying sorry that was my fault

Ted the Kiwi said...

I read that this morning and could not believe it. So who really smoked the 15 cones a day

My ex-girlie would have smoked 5 joints per day, and it probably would have been 10 if she had more money. Probably roughly equal to 15 cones! Needless to say, her head was a bit scattered!

My mates sister would out smoke all the boys, by a long way. Massive cones, thumb screwed, and hay-stacked. Most guys would watch proceedings in disbelief... She even had a smaller optional cone for others... Her cone was XXL! Bottom half was conical, and top half went into straight wall pipe!

Ted the Kiwi said...

I read that this morning and could not believe it. So who really smoked the 15 cones a day

I went out with a kiwi chick who lived in Manly. She was a heavy smoker. Geez I miss her.

smh said...

Ted the Kiwi said...

I read that this morning and could not believe it. So who really smoked the 15 cones a day

I went out with a kiwi chick who lived in Manly. She was a heavy smoker. Geez I miss her.

yep they were trained well when they were young!!! Not far from TB's stomping ground is a well known spot for growing......

Ted the Kiwi said...

I also know many a kiwi chick who could pull her fair share in the good old days....I was more laughing at the fact that the train fella was probably doing his fair share and this was a monumental excuse!!!

I miss the good old days - it seems these days everyone prefers the recreational pharmaceutical option.

It is super dodgy, how much was she chopping up that she got enough of it mixed in with the Pasta sauce to register. Or how wasted was she..

And. The defence she was preparing her marijuana to roll joints, but she smokes 15 cones a day? Im no expert but Different method?

And 2 days after he was on leave... Please. He was blazing away on his holidays and got caught so he came up with, as you said a monumental excuse and by the looks of it found some people dumb enough to believe it... Good on him I say, it's great that not only did he come up with it but pulled it off .. I believe the saying "more Arse than Class" fits perfectly

SP said...

Ted the Kiwi said...

I also know many a kiwi chick who could pull her fair share in the good old days....I was more laughing at the fact that the train fella was probably doing his fair share and this was a monumental excuse!!!

I miss the good old days - it seems these days everyone prefers the recreational pharmaceutical option.

It is super dodgy, how much was she chopping up that she got it mixed in with the Pasta sauce. Or how wasted was she..

And. The defence she was preparing her marijuana to roll joints, but she smokes 15 cones a day? Im no expert but Different method?

And 2 days after he was on leave... Please. He was blazing away on his holidays and got caught so he came up with, as you said a monumental excuse and by the looks of it found some people dumb enough to believe it... Good on him I say, it's great that not only did he come up with it but pulled it off .. I believe the saying "more Arse than Class" fits perfectly

ohhhh, sure your no expert.

isn't it all buckets these days

Ted the Kiwi said...

smh said...
and many with no elastic in their undies. Those were the days.

Classic - I told ya they were well trained!!! I think Doggie has also had the joy of one of these as well. Glad they were hospitipal towards ya.

Mount Hutt - nice spot but can be pretty wind effected - did you used to hit any of the club fields??

We blokes were brought up differently to the girls

Funny clip jump out the wundow. I just stuck to the mountain and the blue pub. Twenty cents for a game of pool but that was mid 80's.
Doggie would have a field day over there. Very understanding girls.

Don't bring me into it good clean living here Think I lived were your referring to

yep they were trained well when they were young!!! Not far from TB's stomping ground is a well known spot for growing......

towball said...

Yer we have noticed

doggie said...

I luv Kiwi chicks

They like me too

Yer well you keep puting there photos up on the Breeze

doggie said...

towball said...

Yer we have noticed

doggie said...

I luv Kiwi chicks

They like me too

stuk said...

Tell ém what they wanna hear...do what you wanna do!

Good advice - works across many cultures that one. Its all about time frames. Although the Saffa chicks always put up a good fight.

chrispychru said...

doggie said...

I luv Kiwi chucks bro

fixed

Fuxed eh ?

i always blame her for farting

SP said...

weiry said...

i always blame her for farting

I blame the dog

Dont own a dog.