Starting this thread cause I wanna know more about Chrispys injuries I know there has been a few
Me
2 dislocated knees flipped ktm on the road
broken foot abseilling
torn ligaments right knee snow boarding
compressed disc in back jumping blowhole at mona vale to shallow hit sand
broken leg pissed chasing ex missus on beach Catherine Hill Bay
Left shoulder worn out dont really know why

what have ya done to yourself

^^^^
Geez I feel blessed ..... er fingers crossed

SP's a breaker

i'm a stitcher
18 different times. the best, 1 eel bite on the finger tip= 5 stitches

weiry said...

SP's a breaker

i'm a stitcher
18 different times. the best, 1 eel bite on the finger tip= 5 stitches

Haha, you're either a stitcher or a breaker..

I've had stitches once.

ACL right knee - snowboarding
Broken toe - 666
loads of cuts bruises n stitches from motorbikes when younger on the farm
Broken Heart - once - Catrina - Irish lass.

Get to know your local hospital really well Smicko .

My young bloke 10 years old really gets into life and he has been a regular at hospitals

His best efforts - remember Wildhogs tagging the bull on the butt , he tried the same game with a miniature horse , result kick in the face off to hospital for stitches above and below the eye . Next best doing somersaults off the end of our bed , mistimed one flat on his face off to hospital stitches in chin .

That's some list GPA,good to see your not slowing down

for myself my most memorable injuries - broken nose - on call running to get the phone in the middle of the night straight into the end of a half opened door , still got the phone call , impressive effort .
- broken leg - charged by a bull missed me got the fence knocked the top rail down which landed on my leg , couldnt script that one .
- broken hand - putting up new fence bit jammed spinning my best drill out of control tried to stop the drill spinning - fractured hand wifey not impressed sent me straight back to work preg testing horses ( very sympathetic )
- most serious one ruptured disc at base of neck ending my sailboarding days but getting me back into surfing . find surfing loosens up the area keeping me moving . Just proves every dark cloud has a silver lining .Didnt think so at the time though .Spinal injuries man they hurt ,

wont do stitches or kids stuff. first break
april fools day-broke elbow playing bullrush at school
april fools day-broke collar bone at at a rl carnival
april fools day-broke right arm skating...missed three easter shows,4 if you count me being in trouble,oh from ages 12-14.
16 broke jaw,nose and cheekbone at five dock bowl.
16 broken sternum football(second most painful)
17 broke my shin,foot got lodged in a handrail trying a nose slide. got caught and went over the other side snapping my leg. thanks to bretto for pushing me to the hospital with a chunk off flesh in a used coffee cup. that was the most pain in my life.
19. right arm destroyed in a printing machine(the day i knew modern medicine was not just to get high on,but to really fix people)
30 broken back and pelvis -handle bar hit a tree on my mx
37 broken right foot -teaching my son that fear will hold you back...then proceeded to ollie a 7 step gap and failed
38 200 stitches-fin chop
i have also had my nose , fingers and right hand broken times through life.
now i have been told that i have 2 bones lodge in a tendon in my right elbow,medial and lateral tendons are kcufed and bursitis and a tearin my right shoulder.
i still have nearly all my films to boot,freaks my boy out

chrispychru said...

wont do stitches or kids stuff. first break
april fools day-broke elbow playing bullrush at school
april fools day-broke collar bone at at a rl carnival
april fools day-broke right arm skating...missed three easter shows,4 if you count me being in trouble,oh from ages 12-14.
16 broke jaw,nose and cheekbone at five dock bowl.
16 broken sternum football(second most painful)
17 broke my shin,foot got lodged in a handrail trying a nose slide. got caught and went over the other side snapping my leg. thanks to bretto for pushing me to the hospital with a chunk off flesh in a used coffee cup. that was the most pain in my life.
19. right arm destroyed in a printing machine(the day i knew modern medicine was not just to get high on,but to really fix people)
30 broken back and pelvis -handle bar hit a tree on my mx
37 broken right foot -teaching my son that fear will hold you back...then proceeded to ollie a 7 step gap and failed
38 200 stitches-fin chop
i have also had my nose , fingers and right hand broken times through life.
now i have been told that i have 2 bones lodge in a tendon in my right elbow,medial and lateral tendons are kcufed and bursitis and a tearin my right shoulder.
i still have nearly all my films to boot,freaks my boy out

Stop showing off

byf said...

ok let me think...
cracked and dislocated right hand ring finger.. footy
snapped right collar bone.. bmx.. rebroken a week later tripping down stairs
clean snap fracture right radius bone.. footy.. six weeks plaster
broken jaw.. trick skiing..one month wired shut
twisted teste.. trick skiing..lovely operation
spiral fracture left femur..trick skiing.. stainless rod and screws for two years
not injury.. two times stepped on cobbler.. leighton and secrets..worst pain of all
except for red back bite also horrific pain
bowel resection due to abscess bursting..horrid thing..half bowel removed.
thats all i can remember for now

Did you ever trick ski down at cables?

byf said...

yeah worked there for a bit mate

So did I back in the mid 90s, I knew George really well. We might know each other

Broken thumb playing league.
Thank the lord that's it.

Little surf buddy across the road getting fully inverted and serious airtime after wayward jetski hits him from behind on his 666 result two broken femurs plates screws and serious psychological issues everytime he smells two stroke

chrispychru said...

c'mon he didnt even stretch his leggie **** that is just crazy the more i look at it

Unluckiest farker in the world that day Chrispy the jetski had 10 kms of horizon to shoot off into but decided to mow him down

boofy said...

chrispychru said...

c'mon he didnt even stretch his leggie **** that is just crazy the more i look at it

Unluckiest farker in the world that day Chrispy the jetski had 10 kms of horizon to shoot off into but decided to mow him down

thats just farking unbelieveable Boof - geez!