I should try to remember the wrong way to say it so I can keep doing it whenever I talk to one. Just like a Navy guy I knew years ago who worked down in the engine rooms all his life.
When him and his mates were below, it was all "starboard, Port, bow and stern" as soon a a sailing officer came within ear shot it was all "Right, left, pointy end and blunt end".
The sailing officers knew what they were doing and tried their best to ignore it.