I just checked the leave roster, i could probably take that week off so I'm starting to look a good chance.
Don't worry about that prostrate tank, just be there and we'll do you a cheap operation

you'll be as right as rain in no time.
We'll just get the campfire arced up real good, that can be where we sterilise the instruments in between putting the steak and sausages through a thermo nuclear experience.
Mac can be the anaesthetist, that rum he he pours down his gullet will have you in la-la land in no time, just look at what it's done for mac

I'll have no problem with wielding the scalpel, provided I'm drunk enough.
I had better warn you, I like the streamlined look after I'm done operate'n. Don't like to see too many hangy down bits so I trim of all the excess baggage.

All jokes aside Tank, it would be real nice if I could make it there in October, but it would be even nicer to meet up with you.
Tell the doc it's chemotherapy, alcohol is a kind of chemical isn't it?