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Scotty88
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12 Jul 2012 6:59am
Has this trilogy been doing the rounds up your way ?
Apparently, the sheilas have been going crazy over this novel/s.
Tassiedevel
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12 Jul 2012 9:15am
Wifey has just ordered it Scotty . Looking forward to it's arrival from what I have heard it's supposed to greatly increase action in the home gymnasium . Bit like when true blood came out .

Female sex drive would love to discover what makes it tick .would make me an instant millionaire , a very happy instant millionaire .
Scotty88
Scotty88
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12 Jul 2012 7:19am
Yeh TD, looks like you will have some happy days ahead. The mrs was talking about some novel that all her work coleagues were reading. It's borderline pornographic apparently. Peter Fitzsimmons had an article in the paper talking about it and reckons sex life is the best ever. $29.95 for the trilogy - not a bad investment I reckon.
asea
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12 Jul 2012 9:27am
Scotty88 said...

Yeh TD, looks like you will have some happy days ahead. The mrs was talking about some novel that all her work coleagues were reading. It's borderline pornographic apparently. Peter Fitzsimmons had an article in the paper talking about it and reckons sex life is the best ever. $29.95 for the trilogy - not a bad investment I reckon.


cheap investment for pleasure compared to the brothel around the corner from Mac not that i would know
62mac
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12 Jul 2012 7:34am
Scotty88 said...

Has this trilogy been doing the rounds up your way ?
Apparently, the sheilas have been going crazy over this novel/s.


haha it was on aca last night I told the wife she is reading it
It must be good the chick last night on tv said its a waist of time reading it
if your man is not aroundthis is it boys
obct
obct
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12 Jul 2012 9:38am
My Missus put it on the bannd books list weeks ago

Ya gotta luv a person who sticks to a rigid moral code.

No sex after marriage
Scotty88
Scotty88
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12 Jul 2012 7:38am
62mac said...

Scotty88 said...

Has this trilogy been doing the rounds up your way ?
Apparently, the sheilas have been going crazy over this novel/s.


haha it was on aca last night I told the wife she is reading it
It must be good the chick last night on tv said its a waist of time reading it
if your man is not aroundthis is it boys


It's our time in the sun baby.
Tassiedevel
Tassiedevel
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12 Jul 2012 10:18am
I Hear there is a movie to follow , good times coming ,might have to invest in a new mattress .
asea
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12 Jul 2012 10:20am
Tassiedevel said...

I Hear there is a movie to follow , good times coming ,might have to invest in a new mattress .


haha
Tassiedevel
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12 Jul 2012 10:20am
obct said...

My Missus put it on the bannd books list weeks ago

Ya gotta luv a person who sticks to a rigid moral code.

No sex after marriage


Love that OBCT . Funny how once the ring goes on it all changes .goes from get it up to get it away.
BulldogPup
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12 Jul 2012 9:32am
asea said...

Scotty88 said...

Yeh TD, looks like you will have some happy days ahead. The mrs was talking about some novel that all her work coleagues were reading. It's borderline pornographic apparently. Peter Fitzsimmons had an article in the paper talking about it and reckons sex life is the best ever. $29.95 for the trilogy - not a bad investment I reckon.


cheap investment for pleasure compared to the brothel around the corner from Mac not that i would know


hahahaha geez
CMC
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12 Jul 2012 11:47am
Scotty88 said...

62mac said...

Scotty88 said...

Has this trilogy been doing the rounds up your way ?
Apparently, the sheilas have been going crazy over this novel/s.


haha it was on aca last night I told the wife she is reading it
It must be good the chick last night on tv said its a waist of time reading it
if your man is not aroundthis is it boys


It's our time in the sun baby.


I'm convinced. Ordering now!
62mac
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12 Jul 2012 10:15am
Mate the ladies on ACA last night wanted it right then while being interviewed You could tell by the look in their eyes
chrispychru
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12 Jul 2012 12:16pm
you have all made me sad. bunch of ****ing pussies. man up and pleasure your fellow loved ones. if your chick needs to read a book to get excited,well expect to start seeing some tradesmen around the home doing "work" time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
pm me for details you sad pricks
BulldogPup
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12 Jul 2012 10:19am
I reckon the best time for a sausage down the hallway ambush is in the early morning whip the nightie off & start tickling like shiz too sleepy for resistance , makes for a magic day
62mac
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12 Jul 2012 10:19am
^ Little prick is still in his Prime
asea
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12 Jul 2012 12:21pm
62mac said...

^ Little prick is still in his Prime


SP
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12 Jul 2012 10:36am
Just get some Rohypnol, a few cocktails And some Marvin Gaye, no need for this reading crap... she'll be hot just like an oven

Or send them to the strippers, I'm always keen to smash something after a trip to the strip strips
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
12 Jul 2012 11:12am
chrispychru said...

you have all made me sad. bunch of ****ing pussies. man up and pleasure your fellow loved ones. if your chick needs to read a book to get excited,well expect to start seeing some tradesmen around the home doing "work" time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
pm me for details you sad pricks


SH1T, I just opened the trade section of local paper on the dining table and there are thick black texta circled around carpenter, plumber, air condition installer, garage door installer.
OMG
obct
obct
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12 Jul 2012 1:33pm
Years ago came home one day and said to my old girl.

"I was just talking to the local plumber and he told me he's slept with every woman in our street except one"

She said.

" I bet it's that stuck up bitch in number 54"

asea
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12 Jul 2012 1:34pm
obct said...

Years ago came home one day and said to my old girl.

"I was just talking to the local plumber and he told me he's slept with every woman in our street except one"

She said.

" I bet it's that stuck up bitch in number 54"




haha
laceys lane
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12 Jul 2012 5:31pm
chrispychru said...

you have all made me sad. bunch of ****ing pussies. man up and pleasure your fellow loved ones. if your chick needs to read a book to get excited,well expect to start seeing some tradesmen around the home doing "work" time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
pm me for details you sad pricks


im a tradesman, i need the extra work
Ted the Kiwi
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12 Jul 2012 5:42pm
I can confirm that this set of books is definitely a leg opener
62mac
62mac
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12 Jul 2012 3:43pm
Ted the Kiwi said...

I can confirm that this set of books is definitely a leg opener


Nah Chrispy's book would be a best seller
SP
SP
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SP SP
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12 Jul 2012 3:49pm
Men are much simpler creatures....

Miranda Kerr

Tassiedevel
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12 Jul 2012 5:52pm
What's Orlando got that I haven't , lucky bast...d . Besides fame , good looks , money ,
DUDE
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12 Jul 2012 5:53pm
laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

you have all made me sad. bunch of ****ing pussies. man up and pleasure your fellow loved ones. if your chick needs to read a book to get excited,well expect to start seeing some tradesmen around the home doing "work" time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
pm me for details you sad pricks


im a tradesman, i need the extra work


I'm a laborer,I will do the job cheaper and quicker.....

laceys lane
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19804 posts
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12 Jul 2012 6:25pm
DUDE said...

laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

you have all made me sad. bunch of ****ing pussies. man up and pleasure your fellow loved ones. if your chick needs to read a book to get excited,well expect to start seeing some tradesmen around the home doing "work" time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
pm me for details you sad pricks


im a tradesman, i need the extra work


I'm a laborer,I will do the job cheaper and quicker.....




bloody cowboys

Simondo
Simondo
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12 Jul 2012 7:46pm
obct, you should watch a movie called "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel". A watched a few movies lately with my flights to Japan. Here's the trailer... The guy holding the golf flag in the trailer... pay attention to his character... And ask yourself at the end of it, if you should follow in his footsteps.

Cracker of a movie.

(I'd give the young Indian girl one in a heart beat!)



I also saw "The Vow". Very good.
I missed the end, plane was landing... I googled when I got home, and watched the last 20 minutes on Youtube. Someone filmed it in a cinema and stuck it on Youtube. Decent copy of it actually. Watch it here before it gets pulled down from Youtube. Actually quite watchable. Must have used a tripod!


BulldogPup
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12 Jul 2012 5:57pm
My babyyy does the .......





ahhh yeah
DUDE
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12 Jul 2012 8:17pm




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