Classic. Reminds me of the time I worked in a surf shop as a grom and sold a board to a guy who later called me to ask what side does the wax go on. Thinking it was one of the boys from one of the other stores pranking me I told him he should rub it on the bottom and especially on the fins for speed like you would on skis. I later found out it was actually the customer when he came back in with the board a little bit upset. Oops