Great thread OG. The kind that will keep me checking in today to see what people think.
I am a bit of a research nerd on these kinds of topics.
Ultimately there is no correct answer. The only way to work out what is the best answer for you is to test a few sizes and time trial or GPS to see what works best and gets you from point A to point B the fastest. Paddles are like shoes, different sizes and lengths will suit different people. That quote is stolen there is a great read on this topic at
rambos-locker.blogspot.com/search/label/paddlesThe important thing is to consider is that you do not pull the paddle through the water at all. You plant the paddle in the water and pull yourself past it. If your paddle hits the water 2 inches from a leaf when you exit the leaf should be be basically undisturbed and still 2 inches from the blade when it exits. That is clean entry and exit and proper planting of the blade.
Given that your paddle speed as you move past it will mirror your board speed it is assumed that the blade relative to your size and strength will remain fixed in the same spot and using good technique you maximise the holding of the water. It is obvious that a too small blade for your board, weight and strength will ultimately allow water to slip past the blade and become inneficient. Whether paddles can be too big is an argument that goes on as in theory as long it is big enough to stay fixed in place the bigger blade serves nothing additional other than to add weight and make the recovery more difficult. In other words a too small paddle is worse for speed than a too big one. IMO a lot of people are using small paddles to compensate for the fact that they are yet to learn how to engage the core and get sore shoulders or arms as they are yet to receive proper tuition in paddle technique.
IMHO a pipes or methane would be too small for the average sized male paddler on a race or DW board with reasonable strength, technique and endurance based on slippage. The Kioloa website says that the pipes is a girls paddle
http://www.kialoa.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=138 it also says that the Methane is for the surf.
This is only my opinion of course but given as Lacey said (and is true) that almost every accomplished competitive paddler is using paddles 8.5 inches and above this opinion is pretty well supported by race results globally.