Hey clarky - boofy stole so many waves of us this morning he was delirious - we actually got brews from Zingara afterwards. Don't ever surf with him cos he's a wave hogging kook and generally not a very nice person

I was about to paddle into a bomb this morning and I hear "hey bill is that johnno up there on the rock wall waving" I look up - "not sure boof" and when I look back the filthy bstd has taken my bomb and he's screaming down the line laughing

Just as well I'm a gentleman or there would be some serious woopass handed out

The starbys were insane - I even managed to catch 3 waves on the little 8fter - oh my wordy though, I was working hard to stay outta the drink
What a sic morning of surf with a really good crew (well all but one

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