DavidJohn said...
Can you use your paddle on them like a kind of SUP badminton?
Hawaiian's believe that if a Malolo passes over you when you're out on the water (paddling, fishing, sailing) that it is a sign of good luck and good fortune. And if they hit your craft that is the ultimate of luck !! They get very excited about it.
So not sure your badminton idea would go over too well. But I know you're kidding anyway DJ.