OG SUP,
It's a shame you aren't overly close to a major Virgin Office. Actually, I you transit with work a bit. I think you should definitely stroll on into one of their offices, and lay it down as it is !!
Arm yourself with the images, insurance, etc.... They will be "sh!ting bricks" going face to face with you....
You should start out with;
"listen, we can do this 2 ways.... they easy way, or the hard way, your choice.... you and your insurer will need to replace 2 paddles, and this is my story.... "



Can't wait to hear about this one !!!

Good luck, but you shouldn't need much luck.... If I was Mr Ombudsman, it's a pretty simple case of "duty of care". 2 paddles snapped in the same spot, in transit, is pretty clear evidence.
If they don't come to the party on this one, I won't have ANY pity on their souls in hell !!
I do however pity their souls for now, for getting you cross !! If I was making the decisions at Virgin Blue / Alliance, at the 5-10 minute mark, I would be able to see that this is maybe a $600 problem, that can be resolved RIGHT NOW with a simple "Ex Gratia Cheque", or it can become a real headache really quick !!

Oh, they have upset the wrong father !!

