Saw an 8' Diamond Python go across the track to the water at Jimmy's Beach NSW a few weeks ago. Supposed to keep the other snakes in check so I was kinda glad to see him. Quite a good looking snake. Took no notice of us. Amazed the tourists though.
My story about being bitten while riding a motorcycle was probably hilarious to any onlooker as well. A wasp (the big sort with a black & yellow abdomen) hit my leather jacket and landed on my left leg near the upper inner thigh area and bite me a beauty through my jeans.
I jumped off the bike (an old Honda XR250) and rolled on the grass verge for a few minutes in agonising pain. After a few minutes it eased so I got back on and rode home but the pain was like someone had stabbed me with a hot needle. Very painful!