training tips for all chick kiters

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sammyd
sammyd
QLD
101 posts
QLD, 101 posts
7 Jul 2010 9:47pm
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
8 Jul 2010 1:40am
Everybody Party OH YEAH

I went to a Christmas party with some of WA's best Pole (not poley) dancers and was blown (not blown) away by their gymnastic abilitys and
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saught of guessed the other girls wernt really Santas little helpers..

I put my mark of approval on this type of training regime
PsYLoR
PsYLoR
QLD
927 posts
QLD, 927 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:36am
Its more funny sammyd knowing that if any of those girls did take up kiteboarding they would be a hell of a lot better than you.

In fact I know lots of girls who can kite better than you. Maybe you should try your own advice?
olitwist
olitwist
VIC
56 posts
VIC, 56 posts
8 Jul 2010 10:28am
Man I love poleys!
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
8 Jul 2010 10:35am
Finally an end to kiter-poley animosity?
wdric
wdric
NSW
1625 posts
NSW, 1625 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:44pm
They are good
U gota admire anyone at the top of their game
deXtrous
deXtrous
NSW
451 posts
NSW, 451 posts
8 Jul 2010 10:18pm
Pfff.. I could do that. Just gimme a pole and a whole bunch of coke.
herbyburger
herbyburger
WA
303 posts
WA, 303 posts
8 Jul 2010 9:03pm
id like to see the wipeout compilation..
sammyd
sammyd
QLD
101 posts
QLD, 101 posts
9 Jul 2010 12:35am
PsYLoR said...

Its more funny sammyd knowing that if any of those girls did take up kiteboarding they would be a hell of a lot better than you.

In fact I know lots of girls who can kite better than you. Maybe you should try your own advice?


I bought myself a pole today - here is the results - thanks for advise Psylor - I have a bit to go to catch up to those girls
PsYLoR
PsYLoR
QLD
927 posts
QLD, 927 posts
9 Jul 2010 12:42am
NO. DELETE THIS THREAD LAURIE EWWWWW

i haven't watched it and i fell sick already
sammyd
sammyd
QLD
101 posts
QLD, 101 posts
9 Jul 2010 12:44am
I thought i sucked at pole dancing watch these losers - funny ****
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
9 Jul 2010 2:09am
I need serious therapy after one of those posts Can you guess which one?

He he - a lick in the chops from the mongrel after it'd just been slurping the vegemite patch was exactly what you deserved

sammyd
sammyd
QLD
101 posts
QLD, 101 posts
9 Jul 2010 8:26am
desertyank said...

Heres the training/workout video to make it all legit.....[}:)]

https://www.flirtygirlfit.org/?cid=699835


Gold - I reckon all chicks should be strippers at least for 12 months when they turn 18. Sort of like how some countries make all their young men do 12 months of Military service. That way there would be no fat chicks and there were be Government run strip clubs everywhere. It would reduce the unemployment problem plus gain revenue for the government from drink sales at the clubs.

This could really turn the economy around.
Increased national revenue
Increased consumer spending
Decreased unemployemnt
Happier men who will work harder because they are motivated
Underworld crime would be reduced because they would no longer own strip clubs

WOW this is an economic revolution
I am calling Julia Gillard now - this could get her over the line
She could launch the campaign

I am a genius!!!!!
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